Worst Crap Eva...!

Alritezz...
I haf a confession 2 make.. (a sad truth..)
I failed 2 bcum a vegetarian... (down-hearted sia...)
So no reward 4 me... (waaaa...)
Y i failed???
Farni crapz happened these 2 dayz... (wahaahha...)

Owritez.. 1st up.. Mondae mornin...
All psyched up da previous dae of bcumin vegetarian...
N wat i ate in da mornin'...?
A freakin' ikan bilis (anchovy) bun...! (wahahahaa...)
N da bez thing iz...
Didnt realized it till on de way 2 werk...! (lolz...)
So juz told maself it wuz an honest miztake...
N carry on wif it... (strike 1...)

Next scenario happened durin' lunch...
Bought lunch, fully veggie... (some greenish N whitish thingy...)
Budden felt like it wasn't enuf...
Soo.. Bought maself 3 epok-epok (curry puffz)...
SARDINES CURRY PUFF!!!
Once again didn't realised it till i sat down N start eatin'...
Dat wuz strike 2...

Strike 3 came diz mornin'...
Astonishingly...
MuM cooked ma fav. hotdawgz so early in de mornin'...

Couldn't dissapoint ma MuM N also...
Couldn't resist 'em..!!!
Here look at it...
Yummy.... (slurrpp... saliva drippin'...)

Wah after eatin 'em, i admitted defeat... :(
Mission Failed...
Buttt... (A real BuT..)
Believe it or not... (not Ripley's ar...)
Im eatin' veggies now... (Serious!! No kiddin'..)
Soo proud of maself... (heheeehee...)
Mabbe i'll get ma reward after all...

Budden juz now .. (4 dinner...)
MuM made some salad thingy...
Wooaa man....
It wuz de worst crap dat i eva tasted... (yuxx...)
I wouldn't called it food ah...!
Here it iz...
Potatoez, Eggz...
Mustardz N Thousand Island thingy...

Wah sei...
How do vegetarianz survive..???
Respect 'em sia... (salutez...)
N also..
Luckily, nobody wuz bettin' against me... (heehhehe...)
Pheeww...