Sick...

Eeeerrrr....
Sniffz.. sniffz..
Ahh.. ahh..
AACCHHOOO..!!!
(*blows nose wif ma super-absorbent hankie...)


Yeah peepz...
I'm sick... (sniffz.. sniffz...)
Never been sick 4 so long... (last yr, i tink...)
Im havin de worst flu eva discovered...
Much more worst den bird flu... (wateva flu la..)
So wat flu izzit..?
Itz de Leakin' Tap, Runnin' Nose flu... (dripz.. drip..)
Arrgh..!
Now ma nose iz redder den Rudolf (de red nose raindeer...)
At 1st got sunburn since Sat...
N now dis... (sniffz.. sniffz...)


Aahh.. ahh.. ACHOOO..!
(sniffz.. sniffz...)
Made a mistake diz mornin'...
Went 2 de nearby docz diz mornin'...
She asked me whether i wanted 1 or 2 dayz MC...
Guess wat i chose...? (idiot me...)
I said 1 day should b enuf... (OMG..!!!)


Wat wuz i tinkin' sia...
Mabbe i wuz tinkin' bout werk... (mabbe...)
Mabbe i wuz tinkin' bout ma friendz... (yah.. mabbe..)
Mabbe i wazn't tinkin' at all...!!! (BAH!!!)
Now regrettin' dat decision... (sniffz.. sniffz...)
So i definitely cant tink properly when im sick...
Oh well... (now i noe...)


Also realized sumthin' weird juz now...
When mai weight wuz taken...
It wuz 54KG!!! (Aaaaaahhhhh...!!!)
Dat meanz i lost 0.5KG in like 3 mthz...!!!
Definitely underweight rite now... (unlezz i grow shorter la...)
Sniffz.. sniffz...
Im a sick, skinny, blur, red-nosed guy 2dae...
Here it cums again...
Ahh.. ahh.. ah.. ACHOOO...!!!
(*lungs came out...)