IPPT...

Diz mornin' went 2 Bedok Camp for mai IPPT test..!
N guess wat..? (what..?)
As predicted, i failed... (kwang3...)
Hehee.. hehe.. heh..
2day, the day started 6 am in de morning..!!!
Wake up damn early sia, on a Saturday morning somemore...
N also it was raining...! (oh wat a dae...)
Journey was a 20 mins bus ride...
N the 4getfull me left behind mai umbrella in the bus... (dumbass..)
Ended up half drenched when I reached the place...
At the guardroom, I was awaken by the familiar smell of...
Smelly uniform... (1 whole nite of guard duty stinks man...)
Pui..!
Wonderin', how's mai reservist gonna be next time.... (dun wanna noe..)


Aniwaes, reached the FCC(Fitness Care Centre.!?) in time...
N lo N behold the new IPPT testing system...
All the stations were computerized... (kaoz..)
PTI were there juz 2 assist... (N 2 "no count" ppl..)
Using infrared/RFID technology.. (how fast technology advances..)
Well anyway, went 2 mai 1st static station... SIT-UPS
Strap mai foot down, place the tag N started sit up-ing...
Managed 2 get 4 out 5 points... (hah, chicken feet...)
Next, went 4 CHIN UPS... (wooo... scary...)
Placed the tag, mount the bar N started pulling...
1st one... (arrgghh.. tough man..)
Long tyme never do.. (Got a shock.. hehee...)
So did slowly N got 9... (3 points... bah..!)
1 more N i could get 4 points... (wasted... oh well..)


Well, next, mai killer/kryptonite station... SBJ.. (*#@$&*%^@#$)
1st try, Jumped..! N landed... 203 cm...!!!
Mai left foot landed 1st N i let out a whisper... (fark..!)
2nd try, Jumped..! N landed... 207cm..!!!
Fark..! Diz tyme right foot landed 1st... (blardie wasted sia...)
Dam, failed it there N then... (sian..)
Oh well, i guess itz true... (watz true..?)
Guyz wif big *ehem* can't jump for nuts... (hahahhaaaa...)
;p
Next SHUTTLE RUN... (juz clear the final static station..)
Dun felt like doin mai bez so i cun-cun get 10.7.... (2 points, pass...)
N then, since the PTI said, " Those who oreadi failed N dun 1 2 run the 2.4, can call it a day..."
I felt, oh wtf, handed over mai tag N cabut... (it was drizzling aniwaes..)
Coming 25 N i failed mai ippt which means...
RT 4 next yr..! (sian...)
Unless I can work some miracles N clear mai ippt b4 the 25th...
Which is very unlikely but not impossible... (i tink..)
:)