Revelationz...

HoLy Sh!T...
AAAHHHHH!!!
Found out sumthin' very shockin' yesterdae...
AAAHHHHH!!!
A revelation of de century!!!
Went 2 update ma bank book yesterdae...
N guess wat???
Eva since January till now...
I 'saved up' only...
S$230.97 (N itz juz de start on de month!!!)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!


Wah Kao!!!
Im in deep sh!t rite now...
Wah sei!!!
Wat i do wif ma $$$ sia...
Wa Lao!!!
Dis can't be happenin'...
Wa Lan Oi!!!
Not ma way of doin things...
No, No, Noooo!!!

Next revelation i had iz dat...
Eva since i started 2 follow ppl advices...
It had made lyf much simpler...
Machiam like havin an extra brayn... (haahahaa... )
Used 2 b so stubborn... (2 follow em...)
But now im different... (hey i am different!!!)
Soo, now i welcum any advice given 2 mua!... (gud/bad...)
Itz like these peepz knoe watz bez 4 me...
Kewl sia! (especially those 'deep' sh!tz...)
heehehe...
Thx guyz!!! (galz included...)

Also breakin news iz juz in...
Ppl tend 2 lie alot... (mabbe around me only la...)
Hmmm...
Like i said, dun lie la...
Would only makez thingz worse... (4 yaself n 4 otherz...)
Futhermore u cant lie 2 a liar... (no lar, JJ onli...)
De thing iz i can sniff out who iz lyin who iz not...
(i've been tested by de worse n de notorious in de army n lyf...)
I noe itz hard 2 tell peepz de truth... (coz it hurtz la...)
But u gotta do it man...
No worries lor...
PeAcE...

Last revelation iz dat lyf iznt as simple as u 1 it 2 b...
So no such thing as simple lyf... (unless u can prove me wrong...)
;p