Release Notez...

Here iz de Release Notez of...
De project, Codename: S.H.A.H.I.D...

Shy...
Helpful...
And...
Highly...
Intelligent...
Dude...
(waahaahaha...)


Improvementz seen in new version;

A lil' bit more direct nowadayz...
Realized de importance of savin' up $$$...
Tell no liez... (seriously proud achievement...)
Eatz more veggies... (nah i dun tink so... ;p )
Defragmentz (workout...) at least 3 timez a wk...
More 'colourful' den b4... (both style N language...)

New featurez added in diz ver;

De ability 2 dance non-stop...
(machiam Energizer bunny liddat... heehehe...)
De perfect karaoke entertainer...
A great shoppin' kaki...

Removed featurez from diz ver;

Complainin' bout werk... (deleted it...)
Spendin' $$ like water... (Sent 2 recyclin bin...)
Regrettin' bout lyf... (disintegrated...)
1-sided affection connectionz... (left it 2 rot...)
Alwayz hopin' 4 thingz 2 happen N not doin' anythin'...

Featurez still missin';

Still no female companion... (sighzz...)
Still no movie kaki... (so difficult meh...)
Da perfect job... (no heart 2 find new 1...)

Upcomin' improvementz in de next ver;

More automated self-dizcovery system...
B less SHY!!! (liddat muz change codename...)
De long awaited brayn cpu upgrade...
(now still usin Peter Pan model...)

Additional Info... (2 de only few...)

MP3 project has been further delayed till N of de year...
[Reason: Not as jiwang(feelin) as i wuz b4... haiizz]

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Wif de release of diz new version...
I've realized dat...
I haf 2 much free time N...
I'm werkin' far 2 much...