Da Ultimate Challenge...

Woooo...
Tmr August liao.. (so fast sia..)
Seems like only yesterdae...
I started werkin... (5 mths lo..)
Haiizz...
Most of ma stuffz/planz r still not done...
Sighz...

Aniwaez...
Since im still in de discpline mode...
Itz time 2 UP 1 lvl.. (a far greater challenge...)
Somethin i nvr done b4 in ma entire lyf...
Im gonna b a...
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VEGETARIAN!!!
(almost spelt Veggie-tarian...)
Wahahahaaa...

Yupz, u heard me...
A full-time human herbivore till Fridae...
N if im still alive till then...
I will reward maself... (ooh, cant wait..)
heheheehe...
Any1 wanna bet against me..? (u state de odds...)
No lar.. Jokin bout de bettin' stuffz..
hehehe...
Not really sure whether i will succeed... (we shall c..)

N since itz a new mth N all...
Time 4 a new me... (Same, Old, Brand New Me..?)
Gonna heed a gud friendz advice... (Thx eh...)
Not much change la... (A tone down rather den a new me...)
But diz blogger will still stay de same...
Which iz...
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As CRAPPY as eva...!
heehehehee...

Got Crap...?

Fuuhhh... (im back...)
Long time no blog...
Coz no new story 2 tell...
Furthermore a close friend said dat...
"Got time 2 blog, no time 2 reply friend mah..."
wahaahaha... (Oh no, still haven't reply again...)

So wat happened so far...
Well... Diz whole week wuz rather booorring...
No excitement or any crap happenin'...
Sian la..! (hope it doesn't happen' every wk...)
By diz evenin', i wuz feelin so crappy...
Dat i completely "switched off"...

But de gud thing iz dat...
At de stroke of midnight 2dae...
I've completed ma discipline cum healthy lifestyle week...
YAY!!! (Mission Accomplished...)
Nvr ate any crap 4 de whole week N...
Exercised everdae..! (except 4 2 daez bcoz of rain...)
But i wuz repeatedly 'tortured' by temptationz...

How wuz i tortured..?
Since i cant eat any crap watsoever...
Wah... Out cums all the crapz...
Merci chocolatez..(ahh... mizz out on de heavenly taste..)
Snicker Bars..(ma fav...!)
N lastly, Mum bought not 1 but 2 tubs of...
ICE CREAM!!! (WAAAAHH!!!)
But i managed 2 resist de temptationz...

Well.. Datz about it diz week...
No other crapz...
Oh yah, diz weekend, im gonna b a Homey..
(budden got de stupid tingling shoppin' sensation...)
Owritezz...

De N...?

Pheeewww...
Almost screwed up ma Blog diz wkend...
But luckily managed 2 recover it...
Lucky sia!!!
If not, it'll b de N... (Hmmmzzz...)

Went on a trip 2 mai old place on Fri...
OMG!!!
De place had changed so much...!
Well 5 yearz iznt a short time...
heeheehe...

Went 2 Heartland Mall...
N lucky 4 me..
There wuz a 'Pasar Malam' or Nite Bazaar dat nite..
Itz been like ages since i went 2 1... (>5 yrs!!!)
Felt like de old dayz sia... (me bein a heartlander...)
Mizz those dayz...

Got maself a nice lil' keychain...
Here it iz... (kewl sia...)

Got another 1 as a gift 4 ma friend 2...
Simple gift... (hope she likez it...)

Had a relaxed wkend...
When 2 a friendz chalet at East Coast...
But b4 dat went cyclin' wif ma peers...
Wah! Long time nvr go cyclin'...
N now, ma butt'z in pain... (ouch..!)

2dae did nuthin much...
Rediscovered ma 'lost' knowledge of sewing... (heheeehee...)
(Really!, i knoe how 2 sew a lil' bit... k?
Learnt it from Mum coz shez a seamstress...)
1/3 2 book BTT but...
Woke up 2 late... (hehehee...)

Nxt week...
Gonna catch back on ma fitnezz...
Slackin' Werkin' far 2 much last week... (OT, OT, OT...)
Therefore no time 2 workout...
Soo itz time 2 repay back wat i mizz...

Hmmmzzz...
Cum 2 tink of it...
Itz been a long time...
Since i disciplined maiself...
Alrighty den...
Startin' tmr till Fri...
No more crap munchin'... (healthy diet... gulp..)
No more wakin' up late...
No more actin' stoopid... (time 2 get seriously serious...)
No CoKeZ... (diz 1 veri difficult... haizz)
Hmmm... Wat else...?
(i tink all these OK... 4 now...)

Well, datz about it...
Oh btw, got ppl commented i blog 2 much...
Hmmmzz...
Mabbe should try 2 cut down...
Mabbe... Not!...

Goin', Goin', Gone...

Aaaawww man...
Juz when thingz r doin fine...
Bad stuffz had 2 happen...
Haiizz...
Siannzz la...

Ma werk bradder iz goin off nxt mth...
Kaozzz...
He got a job offer.. (wif betta pay somemore...)
Siannzz aaahhh...
Im happy 4 him 2 get de job but...
Y now? (juz when thingz were juz gettin betta...)

De only thing dat worries me iz...
His dreadful werkload... (seriously shockin'..)
Machiam like mountain liddat...
If he go, i'll most likely be de successor...
Siaann laaa.... (muz find way 2 siam...)
Itz not dat i cannot handle it...
Itz juz dat ma status now...
Iz juz not there....... yet...

Itz like takin' over a huge pile of sh!t... (enormous sia...)
N i dun take other pplz leftoverz...
Budden again rezpect ma bradder sia...
Survived de dyin' battle... (wif so little ammo...!)
N now hez given de bez gift...
So.. Good Luck NaZ... (may de force be wif ya!)

Wah Kao...
Another blow 2dae...
Ma girl-who-werk-next-door iz quittin' TMR!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh...
There goez ma inspiration N ma motivation....
Siannn laaa... (1 big blow...)
No more sweet face 2 brighten up ma dae...
Waaaaaa.... (wanna cry...)
But wat can i do???
Juz wish her all de bez N gud luck...
(may ur sweetness brighten up other pplz day...)

Alot of coincidence 2dae...
1st, 1 of ma colleaguez 2nd mth werkin...
Nxt, ma bradderz 4th mth werkin...
N how fittin' 4 him 2 tender his resignation...
Also, itz ma 2nd mth after transferin 2 de new department...
N last but not least...
Ma 5th mth werkin!!!
Sooo...
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Where'z da party!?
(wahahaahahaaa...)

Release Notez...

Here iz de Release Notez of...
De project, Codename: S.H.A.H.I.D...

Shy...
Helpful...
And...
Highly...
Intelligent...
Dude...
(waahaahaha...)


Improvementz seen in new version;

A lil' bit more direct nowadayz...
Realized de importance of savin' up $$$...
Tell no liez... (seriously proud achievement...)
Eatz more veggies... (nah i dun tink so... ;p )
Defragmentz (workout...) at least 3 timez a wk...
More 'colourful' den b4... (both style N language...)

New featurez added in diz ver;

De ability 2 dance non-stop...
(machiam Energizer bunny liddat... heehehe...)
De perfect karaoke entertainer...
A great shoppin' kaki...

Removed featurez from diz ver;

Complainin' bout werk... (deleted it...)
Spendin' $$ like water... (Sent 2 recyclin bin...)
Regrettin' bout lyf... (disintegrated...)
1-sided affection connectionz... (left it 2 rot...)
Alwayz hopin' 4 thingz 2 happen N not doin' anythin'...

Featurez still missin';

Still no female companion... (sighzz...)
Still no movie kaki... (so difficult meh...)
Da perfect job... (no heart 2 find new 1...)

Upcomin' improvementz in de next ver;

More automated self-dizcovery system...
B less SHY!!! (liddat muz change codename...)
De long awaited brayn cpu upgrade...
(now still usin Peter Pan model...)

Additional Info... (2 de only few...)

MP3 project has been further delayed till N of de year...
[Reason: Not as jiwang(feelin) as i wuz b4... haiizz]

.:END:.

Wif de release of diz new version...
I've realized dat...
I haf 2 much free time N...
I'm werkin' far 2 much...

N Of De Wk N...

Aaawwww man...
Itz de N of de wkend liao...
Sooo sianzz...
But luckily, i had a wonderful wkend...
Simply awesome...
Kewl sia...
Woooo...

Haahaha...
Went out wif a gurl 2dae...
Went shoppin' somemore...
heehehe...
(dun worry ladiez.. shez not ma gf...)
hahaahahaa...
De outin' not bad la...
Discovered de west side of Singapore...

At 1st, we met at Jurong Point...
(had 2 w8 veri long there... heehehee...)
Found out de peepz there r veri de plain... (like mua..)
Walk around de place 4 a while...
N had an lovely dinner there...

Next we went 2 Lot 1...
Tot dat i had been there b4...
But i wuz wrong...
Well, from there, we separated wayz..
(Nuthin' happen la...)

Discovered somethin' thou...
She wuz de 1 buyin' stuffz...
N suprizingly, i didn't buy anythin'...
Weird eh!?
Hmmmzz...
I guess im not a true, blue shopaholic...

Anywayz, would like 2 thank her 4... (if shez readin diz..)
Wastin' Spendin' time wif me... (heehehe...)
No seriously...

Thankz Girl!!!

BTW, tmr itz...
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O.S.I.M again..
Siannzz...

Welcum 2 De Club...

Wooohooo!!!
Itz de wkendz...
Time relaxxx n haf FuN!!!
N boi did I had FuN yesterdae..
Wahaahaha...

Went out wif ma bradderz yesterdae...
Coz it wuz 1 of ma bradderz bdae...
Hair P Bert Dei KeLvIn...
N guess wat?
We went CLUBBIN'!!!
khaahaha...
(Btw i dun go clubbin' 1... But since it wuz his bdae..
So, wat de heck...)

At 1st, we went 2 club Momo...
(Dey were havin diz free entry so juz try la...)
Wah sei, music wuz so loud...
N de freakin floor wuz vibratin'!!!
(Dun flame me... itz ma 1st time...)
Music wuz so-so n peepz werent dancin' much...
So ma bradderz decided 2 club-hop 2.... ZouK..
Hahhaaaahaa...

Over there it wuz much more happenin'!
N at de dance floor, i, not only shocked ma bradderz...
But i maiself wuz suprised...!
Didn't knoe ma movez were so groovy!!!
ahahhaaha...
Not 2 say, i wanna brag or wat...
But... (u gotta c it 2 believe it...)
Not bad 4 a 1st timer... (heheeehee..)

Kewl sia... Chix there were also not bad...
Most can move their body well sia...
Woooo... 1st hand experience... ;p
Gyratin' hipz, groovy movez, smooth bodyz...
Sexy legz, silky hair, free flowin' handz...
Niceeee.... (hahahaaa...)

De AfterMath....
Went back home 1/2 dead...
Woke up dis afternoon, full body achin'...
Especially ma legz... (got down 2 low, i tink...)
Clubbin' not bad sia...
U work out while havin FuN... (hehehhee...)

Also when GiAnT wif mum juz now....
Normal grocery shoppin'...
Wif achin' legz n all... (ouch!)
Not goin out tmr.. (i tink...)
Gotta tink of ma bank... (heeeheehee..)

Hmmmzz...
Here'z ma advice 2 peepz...
Try 2 discover yaself more...
U may nvr noe wat hidden talentz u might haf!!!
PeAcE...

2 Ma Loyal Fanz...

Owrite diz post iz 4 ma loyal fans...
Peepz who've been followin' ma crap religiously...
hahaahaha...
So i've decided 2 share ma super secretive album!!!
Well sum of ya haf alreadi seen it... (c again lor...)
Well here it iz.. Presentin' 2 y'all..
Epitome Of Cutenezz...
waahaahaha..
All those photos were taken way, way back...
(when policemen wore shorts...)

Also sum of ma fans commented dat...
Ma short form iz, well, 2 short!?
kheehehe...
Dey said muz read each line twice 2 understan' it...
So cheem meh? (heheehe...)
N i tot i wuz slow... (jokin' onli la...) :p
Hmmmzz...
Mei B ill try 2 improve...? (c 1st la...)

Alrightz...
Datz all 4 diz post...
2 all ma fanz...
Thx 4 wastin ya time 2 read ma crap...
I really appreciate it...
Diz blog iz nuthin without u guyz/galz...
So thank you!!!

Revelationz...

HoLy Sh!T...
AAAHHHHH!!!
Found out sumthin' very shockin' yesterdae...
AAAHHHHH!!!
A revelation of de century!!!
Went 2 update ma bank book yesterdae...
N guess wat???
Eva since January till now...
I 'saved up' only...
S$230.97 (N itz juz de start on de month!!!)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!


Wah Kao!!!
Im in deep sh!t rite now...
Wah sei!!!
Wat i do wif ma $$$ sia...
Wa Lao!!!
Dis can't be happenin'...
Wa Lan Oi!!!
Not ma way of doin things...
No, No, Noooo!!!

Next revelation i had iz dat...
Eva since i started 2 follow ppl advices...
It had made lyf much simpler...
Machiam like havin an extra brayn... (haahahaa... )
Used 2 b so stubborn... (2 follow em...)
But now im different... (hey i am different!!!)
Soo, now i welcum any advice given 2 mua!... (gud/bad...)
Itz like these peepz knoe watz bez 4 me...
Kewl sia! (especially those 'deep' sh!tz...)
heehehe...
Thx guyz!!! (galz included...)

Also breakin news iz juz in...
Ppl tend 2 lie alot... (mabbe around me only la...)
Hmmm...
Like i said, dun lie la...
Would only makez thingz worse... (4 yaself n 4 otherz...)
Futhermore u cant lie 2 a liar... (no lar, JJ onli...)
De thing iz i can sniff out who iz lyin who iz not...
(i've been tested by de worse n de notorious in de army n lyf...)
I noe itz hard 2 tell peepz de truth... (coz it hurtz la...)
But u gotta do it man...
No worries lor...
PeAcE...

Last revelation iz dat lyf iznt as simple as u 1 it 2 b...
So no such thing as simple lyf... (unless u can prove me wrong...)
;p

Emotionless...

Woooo... TGIF...
Alas... Wkend is here...
Now time 2 relaxxx... (not!)
Tmr still gotta fix ma cuzzin's friendz PC...
She said i should juz take a look at it 1st...

Hopefully can fix it...
Yeesshhh...
If cannot, malu sia...
Where 2 put mai face man...

Hot topic 4 dis wk wuz de marriage issue...
Kaoz.. i haf colleaguez both guys N gals...
Talking bout their planz 2 get married...
Dey even haf their saving plans all drawn out!!!
Wah Kao!!!
De gal(a newbie) is only 21!!!
N plannin 2 get married 2 her BF in a few yrs time...
Den ma werk bradder, same age as me...
Has his savings plan till end of dis decade...

WAAAA!!!
N here i am still spendin' $$$ like nobody's buisness...
Mabbe should start savin' up...
Mabbe not! (heheheee...)

Well dis wk wuz full of different kindz of emotionz...
I was:
Happy, Scared, Relaxed, Overjoyed, Feelin weird...
Dyin', Wonderin', Tinkin', Pleased, Emotionless...
Confuzed, Questionin', N now very Lost...
BBBLLLEEERRRGGHHH....
Cannot tink liao...

Betta get some slp now...
Not gettin proper slp last few dayz...
Wif all de tots in ma head...
How 2 slp sia???

Farewell...

Owwrite...
Dis post goes 2 ma dear bradder...
Who is flyin off 2 Australia tmr...
(Sorry i can't B there...)
Sooo loonngg... sucker!!! (heheehee... juz jokin)

Kai iz da man... (K-man)
1 of ma closest bradder in Poly...(still is...)
Alwayz full of sh!t...(really!)
Nvr failz 2 amaze u wif his weird antics...
hahahaaaa...

Well, at least he has a bright future ahead...
N im still lost in werld...
More confuzed than eva... (y?y?y?)
Oooooh.... Dun like it man...
Mabbe i nid 2 get out of dis place...
Either migrate or go on a holidae...


Oh yah, went back 2 ma old hometown 2dae...
N boy de place have changed!!!
But when i stepped onto ma old town...
I could feel de same scent/wind...
Dat wuz blowin' onto me, 5 yearz ago...
Den started 2 remember de old timez...
Awww... Miss those dayz...

Oh well...
2 Kai...
Study hard N gud luck 4 ya studies!!!
Gonna mizz u dude...
2 Shahid...
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GET A LYF!!!

Khairul & Mua

OMG, OMG, OMG...

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
MY OH MY, OH MY...
WOOOOOOOO...
I'm in cloud 9 rite now...
Phuuueeeyyy...

Finally, N i mean finally...
Somethin' gr8 happen'...
N itz about time...
FUUUHHH!!!
hahahaaha...

Cant say any detailz but...
All i can say iz...

Thank You Friendster!!!

WOOOOHOOOO!!!
No lar, i dun haf a GF...yet... (dun worry ladiez...)
;)
Juz wat i nid 2 jumpstart ma lyf...
Kewl...

Back From De Dead...

Welcome me back 2 dis reality...
Been dead 4 like 3-4 dayz...
N now im brought back 2 lyf... (still dyin' thou...)
Haiizzz... Sianzzz...

So wat happened durin' de rez of de wk?
By de end of de wk, i wuz dead...
Werked ma ass out until...
(i nvr tot i would say dis but...)
I M sick of computerz...
Itz like im totally saturated wif PC knowledge...
Hate it now... (But still haf 2 use it...)
MayB i nid a new challenge from de PCs...
Dat may help me gather back ma interest in computerz...

When 2 a friendz Bdae party on Fri nitez...
Stayed at de place till de wee hourz of Sat mornin'...
Dat nite, i realized dat...
Ma Mahjong skillz haf deteriorated... (heheheheee...)
N also i wuz sooo tired until... (juz finish werk mah...)
I dozed off while playin' a game... (hahahaaa...)
So i took forty winkz... (wonder Y dey call it 40 winkz...)
N woke up afresh... (how long wuz i asleep eh???)

2day, when out wif ma Poly bradders...
Itz a last outin' 4 1 of ma bradders...
De plan wuz 2 let him pay 4 everythin'...
Makan, Moviez, Pool, Makan N Coffee...
But in de N...
I N up payin' 4 him... 1st... (crap sh!t)

So wat happened on SAT???
Juz 1 word 4 SAT...
SLEEP...

Oh yah, OSIM tmr...
Haiizz... Sianzz...
N tmr iz also...
YOUTH DAY!!!
Haf Fun Kidz...
Njoy it while it lastz...