Riddle me diz...

As soon as I sit down on diz chair...
It bites me... (arrgghh...)
The Bug bites me, hard... (ouch...)
De feeling is overwhelming...
Try 2 shrug it off but it gets stronger N stronger...
U will feel dat tyme can be expanded... (> 24hrs a day..)
I knew if i left werk, it would bit me...(I knew it, i knew it...)

But den, datz not de worse part...
It is when the Monster comes...
When it really comes, u'll be down 4 de count...
De good part of it is dat u wun realize itz coming...
De bad part iz dat u c de tyme jumps.!
But u try fighting it off...
Opening your mouth as big as how the rhinoceros do...
Sometimes u win... for awhile dat is... (heh..)

Juz so you know, fightin de monster iz 1 tough battle...
U will noe it when u haf the Eyes...
Not machiam those Cyclops eyes...
Ppl might think u go urself into a fight... (suffered bad...)
De difference in colour is undeniable...

Last but not least, u will be sporting that Look...
Latest fashion look..? Outdated, not-in-style look..?
2 me itz de face of every person in de MRT in de mornin...
A guy can come up 2 u N say, "Hey, have i seen u b4.?"
"I am Legend..? Or was it Doomsday.? Maybe, 28 Days Later.?"
I sport dat kinda look almost everyday... (heh..)

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So wat de hell am i writing about...?
Mai weak/lame attempt 2 make a riddle/quiz blog... (hehe...)
Actually all of it links 2 de montage i am doing... (huh..?)

The Bug, The Monster, The Eyes N The Look...

Of course, moz of u mite haf alreadi guess it... (gud 4 ya...)
These 4 combi would occur when there's werk 2 do @ home...

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First de Lazy Bug bites... (blergh...)
Then de ZZZZZ monster comes....
Fightin' it off would make u haf Panda eyes next mornin'...
N yup, u'll end up wif a Zombie look @ werk tmr...
Khahhahaaa...

Damn, I'm gettin' lamer by de minute...
Muz be hangin' around in the office too much.... (ouch..)
Khehehheeee... ;p