Sumthing's botherin' me...

Haiizz... Sumthing's botherin' me...
Got de feeling dat my Big D is not happie wif me...
Sucky feeling...
Alot of things gone wrong eva since mai reservist...
To de extent I cannot haf a proper grip on it...
Weird eh...
More problems churnin out than I can solve them...
More weird stuff compared 2 last tyme...
Ppl expectin' more from skinny me... (i tink i am.?!)
Izzit de norm..? (izzit not..?)
Maybe becoz there's 2 many distractions...
There is mai life 2 tink about... (datz priority..)
There's de service level I muz upkeep...
There's dead log i muz push around...
There's annoyances I muz flick away...
So many stuff @ 1 tyme... (Eh i got onli 1 brain leh...)
N of course, there is onli 1 of me...

I admire ppl who can write nice emails...
Whoah, level of english powderful...
Type, type, type,.... Send... (fuh, champion...)
Dunnoe leh, if i type email, takes 4eva sia...
Type, type, delete, delete, type... read, read...
Delete, delete, type, type,read,... Regards.. Send...
Khahahaaa...
By de tyme finish, 1 day have passed...
N de best reply i eva get after typing many2 long paragraphs of email...
ok
2 letters N he din even bother 2 put a full stop lah..!(hahahaa...)
Frustrated sia liddat...

Den there's those leaders/seniors who abuse their email gift...
I prefer callin dem big f@rks....
Their emails can:
Shoot arrows... (+1, +1, +1...)
Shield them frm arrows...
Stab u in de back...
Threaten u wif a big shotgun...
Make u run, make calls N do jumpin jacks...
Eh, ppl...
With great power cums great responsibility leh...
If these emails can catch criminals, SG will be crime free sia...
PUI..!

Oh yah, 1 more crap b4 im done...
HELP...
I find it quite astonishing about it when I join on board...
Ppl generally dun like helpin other ppl...
Standard is, "Not my problem bah..."
Got ...not paid 2 do it.. or ...no tyme..(even can tok kok sing song..)
Or ...ask de other guy/gal lah... or ..y shuld i..
Or best one ...your job wat... (datz y i ask 4 help in de 1st place..)
Simply dun understand diz ppl...

Finally, believe it or not...
I take 1 hour writing diz blog.... (khhahaa...)
Got answer call also lah... ;p