After all these tyme...

Hey, found out a new way gettin' 2 werk...
By BUS..! (hahaha...)
1st discovered it last Fri goin' 2 mai 2nd base...
Smooth sailing sia...(35 mins can reach liao..)
After like werkin' 1 N a half years, den i found out.... (slow sia..)
So lemme do de comparison...

Tyme taken is much faster by bus..(Bus 40 mins, train = 45mins..)
Bus very comfortable... (got seat..!)
MRT muz squeeze like pancake, smell BO N curry/laksa/bak kwa...
MRT @ nite also damn pack... (dunno where these buggers come frm..)
MRT can c hawt office ladies... (but y shuld i care eh..? ;p
Bus stop very near my house... (plus point 4 returnin home...)
Bus walk 2 office very smoky N hot... (traffic quite busy..)
Bus have no shelter... (when rain, hong kan...)
MRT if rain confirm pack like sardine...
Bus if PIE jam, can lay eggs until it hatches...
MRT can top up ezlink, draw cash, buy crapz...
Bus can play PSP..!
Bus cheaper..!

Aiyah, pros & cons lah...
Will try 2 take more bus these days...
C how it goes...

Sumthing's botherin' me...

Haiizz... Sumthing's botherin' me...
Got de feeling dat my Big D is not happie wif me...
Sucky feeling...
Alot of things gone wrong eva since mai reservist...
To de extent I cannot haf a proper grip on it...
Weird eh...
More problems churnin out than I can solve them...
More weird stuff compared 2 last tyme...
Ppl expectin' more from skinny me... (i tink i am.?!)
Izzit de norm..? (izzit not..?)
Maybe becoz there's 2 many distractions...
There is mai life 2 tink about... (datz priority..)
There's de service level I muz upkeep...
There's dead log i muz push around...
There's annoyances I muz flick away...
So many stuff @ 1 tyme... (Eh i got onli 1 brain leh...)
N of course, there is onli 1 of me...

I admire ppl who can write nice emails...
Whoah, level of english powderful...
Type, type, type,.... Send... (fuh, champion...)
Dunnoe leh, if i type email, takes 4eva sia...
Type, type, delete, delete, type... read, read...
Delete, delete, type, type,read,... Regards.. Send...
Khahahaaa...
By de tyme finish, 1 day have passed...
N de best reply i eva get after typing many2 long paragraphs of email...
ok
2 letters N he din even bother 2 put a full stop lah..!(hahahaa...)
Frustrated sia liddat...

Den there's those leaders/seniors who abuse their email gift...
I prefer callin dem big f@rks....
Their emails can:
Shoot arrows... (+1, +1, +1...)
Shield them frm arrows...
Stab u in de back...
Threaten u wif a big shotgun...
Make u run, make calls N do jumpin jacks...
Eh, ppl...
With great power cums great responsibility leh...
If these emails can catch criminals, SG will be crime free sia...
PUI..!

Oh yah, 1 more crap b4 im done...
HELP...
I find it quite astonishing about it when I join on board...
Ppl generally dun like helpin other ppl...
Standard is, "Not my problem bah..."
Got ...not paid 2 do it.. or ...no tyme..(even can tok kok sing song..)
Or ...ask de other guy/gal lah... or ..y shuld i..
Or best one ...your job wat... (datz y i ask 4 help in de 1st place..)
Simply dun understand diz ppl...

Finally, believe it or not...
I take 1 hour writing diz blog.... (khhahaa...)
Got answer call also lah... ;p

Al-Quran for the PSP...

Lemme juz share sumthin' nice for a change...
A good deed for de day/week/month...
Here's a wonderful program 4 those who own a PSP...
Al-Quran for the PSP...
Personally, i havent tried it... (But i will...)
Tmr, im on 1/2 day, so got tyme...
Peace be upon you readers...
:)

Breakdown...

Here's a nice song...
I will try 2 whack diz, 1 last tyme...
B4 finishin' de chapter of mai lyf...
Gonna do sumthin different next tyme round...
June perhaps..? (C how lah...)
Aniwaes, diz iz Chris Daughtry - Breakdown...
Njoy..!

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Open up the book you beat me with again.
Read it off one sentence at a time.
I'm tired of all the lines,
Convictions and your lies.
What right do you have to point at me?

Well, I'm sitting alone thinking about it all over coffee.
And still crowdin' my space are the things you still hold against me.
You cannot save me.

Well, it's not the time to breakdown.
It's not the time to breakdown.
It's not the time to break up this love,
Keep it together now.
Well,It's not the time to break.

Read it all, no need for separating it.
You see what you want and try to justify.
All your little lines,
Convictions and your lies.
What right do you have to point at me?

Well, I'm sitting alone thinking about it all over coffee.
And still crowdin' my space are the things you still hold against me.
You cannot save me.

Well, it's not the time to breakdown.
It's not the time to breakdown.
It's not the time to break up this love,
Keep it together now.
Well, It's not the time to break.

Open up the book you beat me with again.
Read it off one sentence at a time.

Well, it's not the time to breakdown.
Well, it's not the time to breakdown.
Well, it's not the time to breakdown.
Well, it's not the time to breakdown.
Well, it's not the time to breakdown.
Well, it's not the time to break up this love,
Keep it together now.
Well, it's not the time to break,
Breakdown.

Wah, Sianz...

Im a weak f@rk... (dammit...)
Failed mai IPPT yet again 2day...
How many times muz I take diz blardie test sia...???
4th time diz yr N 2 more in de following month...(nabei..)
Naturally, blame game begins...
De forces were really against me 2day...
Din noe 2day got ippt lah...
Yesterday slept @ 3 in de morning lah...
It was rainin, floor wet, not familiar wif de route...
Very dark, waited 1 hr juz 2 run lah...
Haizz, easy 2 push de blame eh...?

But i noe, im 2 blame for diz...
Afta 1 mth of training, still not up 2 standard...
Realli disappointed...
Wasted so much time..(now gonna waste more..)
Can consider diz as a low point of mai lyf...
(But cant compare 2 de NTU rejection letter dat time lah..)
Sad arh, sad ah...
Wah, sianzz...

Rockstar...

When i 1st heard diz song by Kid Rock...
Straight away learnt de lyrics back then...
Catchy song... (heh..)
Well, who doesn't wanna be a rockstar eh..?
Here it is now.. by Nickelback...
Rockstar... (Njoy..!)

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I'm through with standin in line
To clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life just hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

(tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
On an episode of cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub
Big enough for ten plus me

(so what ya need)

I need a a credit card thats got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(been there done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine with me

(so how ya gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin' in top houses
Drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
Cuz we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny
With their bleach blond hair

And well...
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
so I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have a quesadilla haha)

I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashions
Get a front door key to the Playboy Mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me

(so how ya gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin' in top houses
Drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
Cuz we just won't eat
And we'll hangout at the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold diggers
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny
With their bleach blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Todays who's who
We'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial

well...
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
From a pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip syncing 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

Well we all just a wanna be big rockstars
Live in hilltop houses
Driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy
And the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
Cuz we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With the bleach blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
Todays who's who
We'll get you anything
With that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial well..

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

No Time...

Wah Lao...
Look @ de time...
0230hrs N im still up... (kaoz...)
Dunnoe leh, lately time past by so fast...
@ work iz de worse...
Either im in a time capsule or time juz skip many2 seconds...
No time 2 finish up all mai work..
Diz lar, dat lar... (haiizz..)
Den theres de standard mangkuks who disrupts mai work...
Printer prob lah, burn cd lah, scan diz, dat lah...
Problem sia...
I got assistant also no time... (how sia..?)
Go back late from work...
Den at home do work somemore... (kaoz...)
When can enjoy sia...?
Mai videos haven watch, mai PSP collectin dust...
Sigh...
Tmr IPPT... Confirm no tyme 2 do anithing...
Now still havent sleep... (Arrgghh...)
I wanna have fun... Period...
N i duwanna look for the Cinderella shoooo.... (khehehehee...)
I wanna buy something with mai moolah but...
It would be a waste of $$$$... :(
Got P&G B and de ERS thingy but nvr do anithing...
If i were 2 plot out mai account balance, it will be like...
A steep mountain followed by a gradual decrease...
Then a cliff, followed by a sharp, almost 90 deg angle, drop...
Aiyah dunnoe lah... Go sleep oreadi...
Almost 3 liao...