Butt Naked PSP...

Following a fren'z advice....
I stripped my PSP apart...
Supposedly, i shuld change the cracked faceplate...
Coz I accidentally sat on it some time ago...
Hehehee... forget lah...
Haf yet 2 purchase the faceplate tho...
So juz stripped it 2 clean de insides...
Here look...


Dah nak kahwin pun sempat strip PSP...
Hahahahahaa...
Itchy hand bah...
Somemore interested watz inside mah...
Ok, ok back 2 settling my wedding stuffz...
Get ready de passport & research on the destination...
Can't wait, can't wait...
:)

Nak Kahwin Sibuk Gila Seh!

Translate:
Wanna get married very busy sia...

Nid 2 settle alot of stuffs sia...
Final fitting lah, bus arrangements lah...
Nikah gifts & Tok Kadi...
Caterer's makan, decoration lah...
Kompang lah, de bus lah...
Car decoration, suits and headress...
Programme list, time table...
Packing my bags, getting ready for honeymoon trip
Here look...

Make full use of Army bag... hahaha...

One bag not enuf sia...!

Stress woi...!
Nevermind, once in a lifetime...
Den there is the $$ issue...
1 minute healthy funds...
Next minute, lowest level sia...
Kwang3....
Haf 2 start mai savings plan again...
Pelan2 kayuh...

Doin' my final fitting 2day...
Hopefully I look gud...
Eh wait, I'll definitely look good...
Heh.. :D

Bila Nak Saksi...

Malay song satu....
Njoy!

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Wajahmu kerap ku mimpi
Wajahmu sering ku puja
Buatku terasa sepi
Kalaku bukakan mata
Kau masih belum pun ku punya
Rinduku masih kau tak peka

Cintamu kerap ku mimpi
Cintamu sering ku damba
Buatku terasa sedih
kala ku bukakan mata
Kau masih belum pun ku dakap
Rinduku masih kau tak singkap

Bila nak saksi
Kau datang terkulai
Bila nak saksi
Kau datang membelai
Bila nak saksi
Cintaku sampai

Dirimu kerap ku mimpi
Dirimu sering ku khayal
Aku angan-angankan
Kau dapat bersama
Nyatakan cinta yang terpendam
Membina istana tersergam

Bila nak saksi
Kau datang terkulai
Bila nak saksi
Kau datang membelai
Bila nak saksi
Cintaku sampai

Kau masih belum pun ku punya
Rinduku masih kau tak peka

Bila nak saksi
Kau datang terkulai
Bila nak saksi
Kau datang membelai
Bila nak saksi
Cintaku sampai
Bila nak saksi
Cintamu kugapai

Dirimu kerap ku mimpi
Dirimu sering ku khayal
Aku angan-angankan

Friendster Hackers..

Beware, currently alot of friendster accts are getting hacked...
Dun click on weird looking hyperlinks...
Even tho' they are frm frens...
Also check links before clicking them...
I recently received this comment/testi 2 view a video...
Turns out, it is juz hyperlinking 2 a bogus "friendjster" webpage...
Requesting your login and password...
A primary skool trick yet people still fall for it...
Here take a look...


Remember look at the bottom before clicking...
Oldest trick in the book...
Kaoz..
Only rectification is to change your password immediately..
N pray dat they dun change yours 1st...

Back from "Vacation"...

Alrightz, im back from mai sweet "vacation"...
3 weekz of tiring but fun shit...
Reservist is really the time 2 relax N let loose...
Alot of laughter, alot of perseverance & alot of sleeping...
Hahahhaa... Serious...
There were late, late nites thou so even out lah...
N really get down & dirty...
Imagine chargin' up a hill wif ppl shootin' beside u...
Thrilling man... Pure unadulterated shit man...
Admin tyme was great too...
Soccer league, played PSP, talkin cock...
Farnie ass crap lah mai bunk mates...
For once im lookin 4ward 2 mai next ICT...
But not the proposed time slot they discussing...
September sia, rite afta Raya... Arrgghh...

Missed out on the Best Company award but...
Managed 2 get the Best Company Cohesion award again...
Lost out 2 the Didi company... kah pui...
How fitting dat guy kena posted 2 Delta company...
Khahahaha...
Yah, my unit have 2 'superstars' lah...
One local malay singer & a local malay actor...
Disturb them like hell during the Cohesion games...
Didi / Bi...!! NAAKK SSIIIIGGNNN..!
Lol..!
Got no major injuries diz tyme round...
Juz slightly tanned if ppl notice...
Oh yah, I was presented a lil' surprise @ de end...
My gang gave a token of condolences for my grandma's death...
I was so surprised & deeply touched...
I thank you guys from the bottom of my heart...
N i am lucky 2 have u guys as my brothers in arms...
Will repay u guyz when we mit again nxt ICT...

Took leave 2day & 2morrow...
Juz felt like it...
So juz have 2 werk 3 more dayz 4 diz yr...
N im done till January... Kewl eh..?
Will be busy preparing for mai big day...
Yupz, mai wedding is less than 2 weeks away...
Preparing all the stuffz one by 1...
Slowly but surely...
:)

Arrghh, pain, pain...

Uuurrrgghhh...
Mai whole body is aching...
Pain, pain all over...
Last week was 1 longgg week...
Simply drained me out...
Soo tired now...
Juz got back from camp yesterday morning...
N going back tmr morning... (bright & early morning...)
Nid 2 reach there by 0630hrs sia...
Next week there's gonna be a field camp...
Die lah... sooo tired...
1 more week left...
Tahan, tahan...

In Loving Memory...

Grandma passed away peacefully yesterday...
Released frm Reservist for 2 days since yesterday...
She was buried diz morning...
Glad to see relatives coming in full force since yesterday...
With some stayin' over...
Coincidentally, it was my birthday yesterday too...
Grandma was 80 yrs old diz yr...
She will de missed...
:.(

All Geared Up...

Alritez, all geared up N ready 2 go 4 mai Reservist...
Handphone, headset with charger - check..
Daily cleaning regime - check
Short-shorts N sleeveless singlets - double check..
Cloud 9 wafers, Ricola, Kuaci - Triple check
PSP - check..
Pro Evo Soccer & SOCOM - check, check..
(Woo, multiplayer, cant wait, cant wait...)
Ok, all set...
C u guyz in 3 weeks time..!
Adios.. Sayonara.. Laterz.. Byez..

SMS Address...

Oh my God...
I miss mai frens soo much sia... LOL..!
Cant believe im say it...
Wuz juz messaging afew 2 get their home addresses...
Replies were downright farnie lah...
Hahahaha...
Mai old crew, Army mangkuks, Poly bradders, Sec sch buds...
Miss you guyz man...
Funniest goes to 1 of mai old crew... ex-colleague...
She was werkin when i SMSed her...
Conversation SMS-ation goes like diz...
Me: Boss, free to talk..?
She: Huh? Wat Boss? Got wrong no...
Me: Me lah, Shahid.. Free anot..?
She: I noe.. Not really.. Watz up...

At diz point, i wuz quite surprised...
She usually dun turn down my calls N she nvr speak 2 me in Eng...
Next few SMS-ation was in Malay but i converted it...

Me: I wanna pass u some "good" stuff.. Can SMS ur home add..?
She: You juz pass 2 me personally.. Im werkin 2nite.. Juz pass 2 me personally..

I wuz quite taken aback... She expect me 2 go 2 her werkplace..?
Almoz told her 2 meet me tmr afta werk but hesitated...
So i clarified the situation... Coz mabbe she din get de joke...

Me: I wanna pass you mai wedding card lah...
Her next reply wuz the bez one...
She: I noe... U werkin 2dae rite? me also.. so juz pass 2 me personally...

I tio stunned 4 a moment... Then started lmao...
Quickly i msg her...

Me: Oi! Its me, Shahid, ur ex-colleague.. Call u Boss only thot im ur werk colleague meh..?
She: AIYAH..! Paiseh paiseh.. Thot u were my colleague... My address is...

LOL..! I laugh until i cry sia... She joker lah...
I suan her saying she werkin too much liao...
Now Boss oready rite... hahahaa...
Definitely made mai day sia...
Thks eh..!

Also, I send some other SMSes...
Sending $$$ to them lah...
Xmas present lah...
Santa take leave lah...
Ahem, ahem stuffz lah... ;)
Nvr knew askin' addresses could be diz much fun..!
I owe my Army N Poly bradders an outing...
Mabbe afta reservist, i'll go back 2 back outings...
On leave mah...
Not 2 4get the old crew also...
:)

Burfday Celebration in Office...

As previously posted, had a mini bdae celebration yest...
De crew bought a small cake N puffs 4 celebration...



When they called me in to the conf rm, i alreadi knew lah...
Suddenly all de mangkukz disappear, who wun notice...?
Pishk...
So it wasn't a big surprise...
Howeva, i wuz surprised @ something else... hehe...
Afta dey sang the burfdae song, i started 2 cut the cake...
@ dat point of tyme, i thot it wuz onli mai bdae celebration...
But actually, there were 2 November babies...
Sooo paiseh sia...
Luckily no one noticed... i tink...
Quickly gave de knife 2 the otha guy 2 haf his turn...
LoL...!
Quickly divided the cake N...
We sat down watchin Russel Peters... hahaha...
Thx guyz N galz for the bdae treat..!
Im glad i'm in de bez div in our dept...
Dun miss me..!
Coz i surely wun miss u guyz... hahha.. Juz jokin'... ;p

Mai Werkin' Crew..

Worst Headache...

OMG, had de worst headache eva yesterday...
All becoz of werk... sigh...
Reached home @ ard 9+ N by 10, i knocked out...
Juz woke up @ 4 juz now, couldnt sleep...
Pain still lingering... Ouch man...
Maybe try sleeping again later...

Final day @ werk 2day...
How i longed 4 diz day 2 come...
Enuf is enuf lah...
Nid 2 clear mai mind from werk...
Datz it.. End of a chapter...
Conclusion of the story...

Anywayz, mai colleagues celebrated mai bdae yest...
Had taken some photos but too headachy 2 bring them back...
Will post them up later 2day...
So early celebrate mai bdae already..?
I will be away on mai bdae mah...
Juz a nice cake wif other munchies...
Thanks guys & galz...
Im juz waitin 4 mai Dear's pressie...
Can't wait, can't wait...
I hoping for the world's best-est gifts...
But i will be happy if i receive any...
:)

Wedding Card...

Finally, got my wedding card already...
Phewww...
Super long & dramatic story sia...
The card maker keep delaying and delaying...
2 weeks of delay sia...
2day had 2 take leave juz 2 get them...
N still de cards had not arrived...
So i made some "noise"...
Came back 45mins later N it was there liao...
Yet still i made some noise...
He kept blaming his printer company... yada, yada, yada...
Next, i said diz...
"Lu tak leh kasi kurang harga ah..? Wa tunggu2 sampai 2 minggu woi..."
"Takleh lah towkay. Harga ini pun wa dah kurang. Itu printernye company kasi lambat la...."
Translate:
Cannot get cheaper ah? Waited around 2 week loh...
Cannot lah towkay. Diz price i reduced liao. The printer company gave us late lah...

Den i said quite sternly...
"Aper kata lu pegi koll sama itu printer company utk kasi lu kurang, abis tu lu kasi wa kurang pulak..."
"Hokaylah, oklah... Lu tunggu sini sekejap. Wa gi kontact dier."
Translate:
How bout u go call the printer company to reduce the price then afta dat u give me a better price...
Hokaylah, oklah... U wait here for awhile, i go contact him...
In de end, he succumbed N gave me 50 smackeroonies off the price... Wahahahhaaa...
I even tried asking for a lesser price but he resisted...
Oh well, betta den nothing lah...
N now starts the who 2 give, who not 2 give part...
Haizzz...

Financial Management...

Forced 2 go for a financial management talk last Friday...
Thot dat it wuz 1 of those borrrriiinngg talks...
But apparently it was quite informative... some stuff i din noe...
Actually Financial Management is quite important for everybody...
Did you know that when u put money in the bank for safekeeping and accumulating interest by the year, you are actually losing value of your money..? Well i din noe dat...
Even tho u put in the best-est bank (3-4% interest), you are still losing the value of your money thru inflation which is @ 7.5% this year.(May 2008) Once again, i din noe dat...
Singapore Inflation Watch

The speaker continued on talking about why we shuld invest...
Nvr really specify wat investment lah... Juz invest...
N also touch on Retirement... So far off you say...?
Actually ppl ard my age shuld start preparing for retirement liao...
1 million 2 be saved by retirement(55-60)... Yeesshhh...
Start young so when old later no need to suffer...
N correct me if im wrong, NOW is the time to buy...
N for the umpteenth time, please take a look @ diz...
CPF Retirement Savings Calculator

Lemme share some equations on how much is safe N not safe...
Added mai own version real life examples too...

Basic Liquidity ratio =

Cash

_______________

Monthly expenses

The basic(safe) guideline = Shuld last you 3 to 6 months.

Example: If you spent $1000 per month, your savings/cash on hand/bank/under pillow shuld be at least $3K to $6K... Bcoz of rainy days which includes retrenchment, health related injuries or toilet bowl got stuck N it flooded the entire floor kind of emergencies

Debt/Loan service ratio =

Total monthly/annual loan repayments
_______________________________
Monthly/Annually take-home income(less CPF)

The basic(safe) guideline =
0% is the best (my philosophy)
35% or lower is adequate
45% or higher is excessive

For those with no housing loan, HDB or housing bank loan =
0% is the best (my philosophy)
15% or lower is healthy
20% or higher is excessive

Example: If you earn $1000 per month, your iPhone($50/mth), Cherry QQ($250) and Nigerian remittance for inheritance($150/mth), would add up to 45%, thats bad. Shuld really ditch the iPhone by passing it 2 me...

After this the speaker went on 2 explain 2 more equations but by dat tyme, i wuz bz calculatin in my head hence, paid no attention 2 them...
Lemme juz post them up, hoping i can understand them...
before it's too late... gulp...

Debt to Asset ratio =

Total debt
__________
Total assets

The basic(safe) guideline = 50% or less is considered safe...

&

Solvency ratio =

total net worth
____________
total assets

The basic(safe) guideline = The higher the ratio, the less susceptible is an individual is to a decrease in asset values... (so cheem Ingrish..)

Then we had a coffee break N then i din return back 2 the talk...
Had 2 prepare for my montage thingy... Wat a waste... haiizz...
Anywayz, i dun agree wif the speaker fully...
But there's also some truth in his "lecture"...
I haf yet 2 talk 2 someone on investments/shares...
But i got my backup plan...
Hopefully he is still with his bank...
U noe, afta de High 5 and the Pineapple thingy...
Hope he is well... Will call him 1 day...

N finally a real life example...
How did i manage to save up for my marriage & honeymoon...?
Now datz Financial Management...
:)

I am proud of the man I am now, the Ring I wear N...
the huge, irritating pimple on my forehead... (of all places..!)

Item List for Reservist...

Alritez... Need 2 list down all the items needed for my reservist...
Standard Army stuff need not mentioned... by default...
Those extra stuff betta list down once N for all...
Can alwayz refer to diz again next year...
I need...

- Small bottle of body foam... (strictly no bar soap unless u like pickin' up soap...) yueekk...
- Toothbrush N small tube of toothpaste...
- Cleanser...
- Small shampoo... (no nid so big coz short hair..)
- There was diz facial wash gud 4 removin Camo... cant remember wat brand...
- Wet tissue for Camo removal... A must have!
- Hangers 2 to 3...
- Trusty notebook N pen...
- Plastic bags...
- Slippers...
- Clothin includes undies, pJs, short, singh-lets, long pants...
- Tidbits, munchys, sweets, candies, snacks...

I tink datz about it... but feel like im missing something...
Anyhoo, wuz tinkin dat i shuld cut botak diz weekend...
So by de tyme for my wedding, it shuld grow back...
But cant estimate my hair growth...
Shuld i take de risk..? Hmmm...
Come 2 tink of it, i dun haf a picture of myself botak..!?
Hmmm x 2.....

Hairdo...

Diz post abit scary, so look with extreme caution...
Itz about mai hairdo...
Keepin' mai hair long for de last tyme diz year...
Gonna cut it by de end of diz week, juz in tyme for mai reservist...
All pics taken rite afta a shower... woooo...
No harm wuz done to any strand of hair during diz production...
hehe.. ;)

When I wake up...

When i try 2 look like a colleague...


When i center part...


When i go 2 work...


When i go 2 work(opposite)...


When i let it down...


When i am @ home...

Updates...

Completed updating both mai Nokia hps...
Latest firmware thru Nokia PC Suite...
Feel the phone much faster now... Esp my e51...
Need an update for my Linksys router too...
Mai router goning crazy...
Wireless juz cant connect to the internet properly...
No issues when connect thru LAN...
Using dd-WRT v24...
I tink itz tyme 2 get a new router...
Shuld i get the N-router or the normal G router..?
I have no N capable devices as yet but its quite future-proof...
C how lah, SITEX coming end of the month...
Maybe can get it there... Research 1st...

Reservist is coming @ the end of the month too...
Havent even start exercisin' for it too... jialatz lah...
1 more week... haizz...
Have yet to take out all the barang2...
Aiyoh, all confirm dusty like hell...
Den these few dayz kip raining, how 2 wash..?
Next week also, I'm goin 2 start mai leave...
All the way till Jan 09...
Decided dat i wun come back after mai reservist...
Let them settle by themselves lah... Not many events left anyways...

Alright, enuf chatter...
I did a guitar recording of 2ndhand Serenade's Fall For You...
But itz so farked tup... hahahaa... Paiseh to post it up...
Maybe someday will put it up here...
Till den....

We Cry...

Finally, completed the last event for me for the year...
Good riddance... No more, no more, no more...
Go N settle the rez yourselves...
Wuz 1 helluva long N tiring 2-day werk week...
2 events back 2 back... Settled so much crap...
Sometimes i wonder how i survive...
Also wonder how dey would survive wifout me...
Dun care lah...

Yesterday's event went wifout any hitch...
Mai montage's only screw up was the background sound...
Dunno which slide made the timing off for awhile...
Dunno whether anyone noticed it...
De kidz made a performance too...
Messy lah but quite alright...
Juz as long as everythin goes smoothly, im okay lah...
Neber get 2 makan much 2day...
Skipped lunch, got the Mee Siam only + cake... hungry sia...
Usually after these kind of events, I'll be the last few out...
Have 2 drive back to office... sian sia...
I guess itz fated, part of the job... oh well...
Prolonged luxury becomes a necessity...
When ur necessity is not there, u cry...
Together we cry....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7fv5dlozk8

The Man Who Can't Be Moved...

Alrightz, did a facelift for my webby...
Nice or not..? Abit small eh..?
Those wearing glasses shuld haf problem reading it...
Shuld increase de fonts by 1...
Nebermind next tyme lah...
Now nid 2 sleep... Almoz 4 liao...
B4 dat, enjoy diz piece of music...
Cya..!

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Going back to the corner where I first saw you,
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag. I'm not gonna move,
Got some words on cardboard got your picture in my hand,
Saying if you see this girl can you tell her where I am,
Some try to hand me money they don't understand,
I'm not... broke I'm just a broken hearted man,
I know it makes no sense, but what else can I do,
How can I move on when I've been in love with you...

Cos if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me,
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be,
Thinking maybe you'd come back here to the place that we'd meet,
And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.

So I'm not moving...
I'm not moving.

Policeman says son you can't stay here,
I said there's someone I'm waiting for if it's a day, a month, a year,
Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows,
If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go.

Cos if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me,
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be,
Thinking maybe you'd come back here to the place that we'd meet,
And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.

So I'm not moving...
I'm not moving.

I'm not moving...
I'm not moving.

People talk about the guy
Whos waiting on a girl...
Oohoohwoo
There are no holes in his shoes
But a big hole in his world...
Hmmmm

Maybe I'll get famous as man who can't be moved,
And maybe you won't mean to but you'll see me on the news,
And you'll come running to the corner...
Cos you'll know it's just for you

I'm the man who can't be moved
I'm the man who can't be moved...

Cos if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me,
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be,
Thinking maybe you'd come back here to the place that we'd meet,
And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.
[Repeat in background]

So I'm not moving...
I'm not moving.

I'm not moving...
I'm not moving.

Going back to the corner where I first saw you,
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag not I'm not gonna move

Problem Solving & Decision Making...

Juz re-read mai previous post N...
My God, sooo many mistakes...
Datz wat happens when u r bloggin' N sleepin' @ de same tyme... lol.!
Rite.. Im suppose 2 write bout mai course now...
A lil bit deep & scattered so dun bother readin' it...
Muz write it down so it wun get lost in my brayn...
Here it goes...

PS & DM
A problem is a stiuation when the "WHAT IS" is not "WHAT SHOULD BE"
How we deal with problems, determine the quality of our life... (TR)

ICAM technique
Identify
Clarify
Analyse
Manage

Picture of a PROBLEM...

The Problem Solving Approach

Step 1 : Define the PROBLEM
Step 2 : Determine the CAUSE
Step 3 : Identify clearly WHAT SHOULD BE
Step 4 : Generate ALTERNATIVE SOLUTIONS
Step 5 : Decide COURSE OF ACTION
Step 6 : Know the POTENTIAL PROBLEMS of your course of action
6(a): What can go wrong?
6(b): What can I/we do about it?
Step 7 : Implement ACTION PLAN
Step 8 :Follow up RESULTS

Decision Making Process

Make a visible DECISION STATEMENT
Develop OBJECTIVES
Determine MUST and WANT objectives
Weigh the WANT objectives
Develop your ALTERNATIVES or SOLUTIONS
Write in DATA for all Objectives and assign WEIGH for each WANT objective
Multiply the WEIGHT of each desired objective by the WEIGHT each remaining alternatives and ADD the resultant values
Consider the RISKS of the top two alternatives
Make a BALANCED decision
Develop ways to MINIMISE any risks of the selected alternative

Worksheet sample

The Mackey Management Maze shows that I am making decisions @ ;

40% Abdicator
20% Manipulator
40% Exceptional

Finally, a questionnaire declared me as a more towards Left Brainer
Thinking through RATIONAL Process
And the following piece of artwork i drew @ the start of the course

My Artwork...

There are rational to diz picture i drew... Not bad eh..?
heh...
Overall, iMo, diz course is not recommended lah...
Already knew & practising moz of the stuff taught...
My previous course was betta.. (Handling Difficult People...)
Aniwaes, no weird happenings 2day...
N as per normal, werk juz tryin' 2 be a bitch...
Event tmr, all gabra like hell...
I choot MC den all will orgas... hahahahaha...
;p

Weird stuffz...

Weird stuffz have been happenin' 2 me 2day...
Left me puzzled wif no answers... Me puzzled.!? Datz a 1st...
1st incident was the mysterious dissapearing newspaper...
Usually if i dun haf tyme 2 read TODAY, u would kip a copy...
Placed it in my backpack, juz a slot in not zipped inside...
Budden 2day, in de crowded MRT, i could not find the paper...
Could it be dat i 4get.? But iirc i did place the paper in the backpack...
Could it be someone took advantage in the crowded MRT N...
Stole it from my behind...? Who could be so farked up..?
I dunno man... Shuld seen mai face when i realised it was gone...
heh...

Next weird thingy was diz lady in de MRT...
She was quite gud looking, slightly betta den average...
She wuz wearing a business attire; coat and skirt...
Lookin down, saw her toes nicely painted red/maroonish...
Only then i realised somethin weird, juz not rite...
Dress sooo nicely but she was wearing slippers..!?! WTF.!?
She wuz carryin juz a file so no "keep shoe in bag" option...
Was there a "Slippers Day" dat i dun know about..?
Boi was i puzzled...

Last weird happening was mai hp...
Mai hp has diz cover for the USB cable...
It can be opened & closed easily...
So I was cleanin the phone while on course...
Opened up the cover N i saw it...
There was a sinlge strand of hair ib it...
Not juz any hair but it was White hat..!!!?!!
How could it be soo cun..? I could not explain...
Weird eh..?

Aniwaes, wuz suppose to post wat i've learnt in the course...
Nebermind, leave it for tmr...
Now nid mai sleep...
ZZZzzzZZzzzZZ...

Bachelor Party...

Juz finished my 5 piece of chicken wings...
Dat was all in all 9 altogether... Wahahaha...
Shuld last me till 10 tmr, juz in tyme 4 tea break...
Yah, on course these 3 dayz...
Good classmates, ez goin' bunch of ppl...
Gonna ease thru' these course...

No. of times office hp rang: 3
No. of times for follow-up: 3
No. of times for follow-up tmr: 1 nonsense follow-up...
No. of times SMS received re: werk: Many(laziee 2 count)...

Aniwaes, juz finish reformattin' mai PC...
Loaded up wif all de impt apps...
Everythin' simple, fast N smooth now... kewl..
Have a spanking new desktop; look...


Also discovered how 2 watch TV on my PC...
I knoe im abit WOLS... Betta late den nvr...
Managed 2 catch Chelsea/Blackburn match last nite...
Lag at times but viewable...
Now 2 more mini projects 2 go and i shall finish for diz FY...
My satellite TV antenna and my Video Out module...
Hope 2 finish before mai "Bachelor Party" in 3 weekz tyme...
Yup, a bachelor party wif mai guyz... All 7 of them...
Juz guyz, no gurls, wif our wives, our green suits, wet socks N dirty underwear...
18 days, free lodging, all meals provided plus getting paid...
Compulsory Complimentary, 4 days 3 nites stay in lovely "Nature's Hotel"...
Priceless getaway retreat, datz why we do it once a year...
Parties like diz who nids a holiday rite.? Piskh...
:s

Peace...

Spent diz whole nite/mornin' finishin' de montage...
Im still left wif a few of de nonsense but will continue tmr...
Tired arh today...
Luckily I will be away from werk for the next 3 dayz...
Yahooieee..!!
On course... Problem Solving & Decision Making...
Some personal skills course...
Been taking up afew of these kind of courses...
Rather den de usual IT courses...
3 dayz of peace and quiet... i hope...
Hopefully de class tmr is fun...
N also some yummy treats for dem tea-breaks..!
Khehehe...
;p

Diari Seorang Lelaki...

Song for my Sayang...
Here you go dear...

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Dari semalam ku tunggu
Fikir kau pulang ke pangkuanku
Ku dengarkan lagu cinta
Pilihan terbaik kita

Kumainkan CD berulang
Lupakan segala ucapan
Perpisahan yang kau pinta

Benar dikau ku cinta setiap detik ku puja
Kau sering perhatiku sambil belai rambutmu
Tak ingin aku lupa kenangan yang tercipta
Berikan aku diari ku tulis setiap hari

Terjaga dari tidurku terima panggilan
dari jauh
Katakan saja kau rindu
Setahun ku hilang arah
Ku tempahkan tiket sehala
Malam ini kitakan bertemu
Sungguh di bawah lampu

Bercinta berkasih bagai Adam dan Hawa
Bergaduh selisih buat kita sempurna
Janganlah dipendam luahkan perasaan
Tiada benci di hati itulah destinasi

Fierce...

I do think we deserve some form of compensation
Mai Sayang said diz...
Fierce eh...
hehe.. ;p

Lost Talent...

Actually, i got a something else...
Wuz playin' de guitar @ werk de other day... So free ah..?
De kidz needed a part tyme guitarist so juz thot i could lend a hand...
Needed 2 de-stress dat day N cari ilham...
Anyways, it was a long tyme since i last strum a guitar...
Yah eva since i step foot in diz werkplace, rarely played it...
Strum for awhile 2 get ma rhythm...
Kewl, still had not 4get how 2 use it...
So there i wuz playin de tunes N de guyz singin' 2 it...
Relived de good old dayz... Nice short jamming session...

Juz now, looked @ mai guitar, last string missing...
Snapped few months ago... Nvr got de tyme 2 replace it...
So i juz picked it up N started playin it... hahahaa...
Wif 1 string missing, mind you...
Still de sound turn up alright...
Wuz lookin 4 mai microphone 2 start recording...
But cant seem to find it... oh well...
Tink im heading over 2 Swee Lee tmr...
Get the strings replaced...
Tyme 2 recover back mai lost talent...

Hmmmm...

Still crackin' my brayn for the montage thingy....
Keep addin' and addin', went want 2 stop sia....
Even messed up my interview video... jialatz..
Need 2 do a retake...
Somebody not gonna be happy about dat...
Not my fault bah, actor spoke soo much...
File size too big, system getz cranky, all get deleted...
Die, die, die... Tryin' 2 recover it now...
Juz as i am about 2 finish diz crap, shit happens...
Lookz like its yet another long nite ahead...

Aniwaes, something's bothering me since lunch...
Wuz wondering since when Matz & Minahs like 2 hang @ Long John Silver's..?
Wuz there 2day wif mai colleague(minah) 4 lunch...
De place wuz full with M & Ms lah...
Wat the hell is attracting them there..?
LJS is now a staple food for Malairen..? hahhahaa...
Or izzit they knew dat i wuz coming there too..? perhaps, perhaps...
hehehhehehe.. ;p

One last thing, found a company that is conducting classes dat i like...
I might sign up for it...
$4.5k sia, not cheap, not cheap...
Gotta do mai research first...

Dumb & Dumber...

Feelin' fucked up rite now...
All de problems dat could happen, did happen...
Sibei sian lah...
Work one thing, wedding preps 1 thing, life 1 thing...
Haiiizzzz....
Y all muz come at the same time..?
Aiyooo...
Den diz stoopid road works infront of mai house juz started...
Started @ 2300hrs... WTF..?!?!!?
How 2 do mai werk liddat...?
Most ppl are Dumb...
Some are Dumber than they look...
The Dumbest are those who dun realize they are dumb...
Nuff said...

Weekend Homework...

I hate it when there's homework on the weekend...
Diz juz blows man... Arrgghh..
Nevermind, less than a month to go...
Patience, patience...

Be My Escape...

I’ve given up, on giving up slowly,
I’m blending in so you won’t even know me
Apart from this whole world that shares my fate
This one last bullet you mention
Is my one last shot at redemption
'cause I know to live you must give your life away

And I’ve been housing all this doubt
And insecurity
And I’ve been locked inside that house
all the while you hold the key
And I’ve been dying to get out
And that might be the death of me
And even though, there’s no way in knowing where to go, promise I’m going because
I gotta get outta here
I’m stuck inside this rut that I fell into by mistake
I gotta get outta here
And I’m begging you,
I’m begging you,
I’m begging you to be my escape

I’m giving up
I’m doing this alone now
Cause I’ve failed and I’m ready to be shown how
He’s told me the way and I’m trying to get there
And this life sentence that I’m serving
I admit that I’m every bit deserving
But the beauty of grace is that it makes life not fair

Cause I’ve been housing all this doubt
And insecurity
And I’ve been locked inside that house
All while you hold the key
And I’ve been dying to get out
And that might be the death of me
And even though, there’s no way in knowing where to go, promise I’m going because
I gotta get outta here
Cause I’m afraid that this complacency is something I can’t shake
I gotta get outta here
And I’m begging you,
I’m begging you,
I’m begging you to be my escape

I am a hostage to my own humanity
Self detained and forced to live in this mess I’ve made
And all I’m asking is for you to do what you can with me
But I can’t ask you to give what you already gave

Cause I’ve been housing all this doubt
And insecurity
And I’ve been locked inside that house
All the while you hold the key
And I’ve been dying to get out
That might be the death of me
And even though, there’s no way in knowing where to go, promise I’m going because
I’ve gotta get outta here
I’m stuck inside this rut that I fell into by mistake
I’ve gotta get outta here
And I’m begging you,
I’m begging you,
I’m begging you to be my escape

I've fought you for so long
I should have let you in
*Ohh how we regret those things we do*
And all i was trying to do is save my own skin
*Ohhh*
but so were you...
so were you...

TV Tuesdays...

Gotta do sumthin about mai werk...
Spiraling into de abyss...
Cant wait to get out of there...
1 more month... tahan bradder, tahan bradder...
Juz came back 2 werk today, kena tio meeting...
Wth!? Nobody said nuthin' sia...
Luckily did some homework over de long weekend...
Den got Waste.Important.Time.Sia day in de aftanoon...
Shahid diz, Shahid dat... Setup diz, setup dat...
Where de freakin' mic.? Dey say duwan bah...
I cursed and swear.. Screw all those mangkukz lah...
Haiizz... Want 2 relakz also cannot...

(...Some deleted text here..)
Suddenly became like Tom Cruise character in Tropic Thunder... Heh..
"First, take a big step back and literally F**K YOUR OWN FACE..!"
LOL..! Classic..

Aniwaes, note 2 self...
Always need 2 come back early on Tuesdayz...
Nice TV shows on Tues... :)

Tropic Thunder...

Watched Tropic Thunder yest @ Vivo...
The muvee was awesome lah...
Definitely The Best Comedy Show this year..!
Simply hilarious... Buay tahan sia...
To me Robert Downey Jr sto;e the show lah...
His character super joker... Laugh mai ass off...
If you haf tyme durin' diz long weekend, go catch it...
N dun miss the trailers before the start of the show...
Some farnie shit ass trailers... Especially RDJ's... ;)
Cameo's were fun...
Tom Cruise was also farnie... imagine dat...
N diz muvee has alot of memorable quotes...
Again RDJ's character is the farniest...
Go watch it...

Dumbness...

Did a dumb thing juz now... i so full of it...
Was bathin' N found out that I am at the last bit of my face cleanser...
So i squeezed the livin' hell out of the tube onto mai hand...
Den Champion me, started massagin' mai hair wif it..!
Relax onli...
Afta a few seconds, i finally realised it.. Dang...
Had 2 wash it off den shampoo...
Wat an idiot...

Motivational Posters 4...

Alritez, here are mai final Motivational Posters...
Njoy..!