Halfway..!

Alrite, we're halfway thru'... (1/2 way..?)
1/2 way thru fastin' mth...
Another 15 more daez 2 de big event... (Raya..)
Diz yr howeva, dun feel de excitement...
Mabbe still 2 early i guess... (yah mabbe..)
Oh yah, diz yr aso, dun tink im bakin' ma famous chips... (Y..!?)
Dunnoe leh, Mum'z oven haven't heat up yet...
So dun feel like doin' it now... (aww man...)
Mabbe later kot..? (c how lah...)
Aniwaes, guess wat..?
I havent step into Geylang diz yr.. (wah..)
A big contrast compared 2 last yr... (hahahaa..)
But de place looked quite happenin frm far... (MRT/Bus...)
Mabbe goin there diz wk wif de old colleagues...
Dunnoe whether dey can make it or not... (Hmmm...)


Diz week will b on course again.. (yaay..!)
On Wed N Thurs... (Advance Ms Access course...)
Den aso tinkin' of takin de day off on Fri... (wooo...)
Coz i got diz day off 4 de strenuous werk durin' IMF... (sure or nt..!?)
Wah if can, den 5 dayz of slackness...!!! (shiok arh..!)
But dun tink it will b approve by Boss... (bt i'll nvr noe..)
Somemore it'll b like im askin' 4 trouble onli...
Werk definitely pile up for dat 5 dayz... (kaozz..)
1 downside goin' 2 course iz dat,...
I wun get 2 go 2 inovationation wif de werk colleagues... (dang..!)
Shuld b dam fun N interestin' goin' excursion wif dem...
2 bad dey'll b goin' on Thurs mornin, when im on course...
Wasted... (piskh...)


Oh yah, 1 more thing...
Juz now, i tink mai car kissed another car... (more like a peck lah..)
Si bei kan cheong sia... (bbrrrr....)
Den worse, mai right leg started 2 shake uncontrollably...
But luckily managed 2 park mai ride properly...
Went out 2 inspect de car N found on dent on mai side... (phew..)
De otha car howeva, had dents all over itz side so...
Dun tink mine made a different... (khehehhee...)
Oh well... ;p
Den also been watchin' MTV's "Pimp My Ride.."
Wow man, dat show iz excellent... (outstandin'..!)
Farnie show somemore.. (wuahahaha...)
Wonder if der iz a SG version of dat show... (hmm..)
Den instead of XZIBIT, Sheik Haikel cums knockin on ur door...
Den instead of ur car, dey pimp ur bicycle..!!
Khahahahaaa...