All About Work...

Okie..
Tyme now 2 tok about mai werk... (complain..?)
Well, complains here N there lah... (heh..)
So if u dun wanna listen can skip ok..?
Let's begin...


On Mon N Tues, I wuz on course... (wat courze..?)
Essentials on Ms Access... (woah...)
Basics onli lah... (betta den nuthin'...)
Held @ Civil Service College... (nice place..)
2 dayz of pure slackness... (shiok sia..!)
Also it had a condusive enviroment 4 learnin'... (very relaxed..)
Refreshments were provided somemore..!
Budden mua wuz fasting arh... (sianzz...)
1st day finished @ 430, 2nd @ 530... (bez...)
Now im certified 2 use Ms Access... (got cert 2 prove it..)
If u got any prob wif Ms Access, dun cum N find me... (kehehhee..)
;p


2day returned back 2 mai werkplace N a big pile of shyt awaits me..
Kao, si bei smelly crap...
Took me de whole mornin' 2 finish dem up... (kao...)
1 gud news iz dat i can go back 30mins early everyday.. (yay..!)
So far fasting doin okay... (no hiccups...)
Aso nvr skip any nite prayers.... yet... (khehehee..)
So proud of maiself... :D
Lookin' 4ward, i'll be on course next wk... (different place...)
N mai Advanced Access course next, next wk... (yeah..!)
Can't wait...


Now about werk, 1st up lvl of IT knowledge...
If u insist in double-clickin on hyperlinks,...
Y de hell do DESERVE de fastest PC available...???
I'd rather give it 2 a betta user who could fully utilize it...
Y muz make mai lyf difficult sia..? (kaoz...)
N also, if u din switch ON de power, how 2 get a video output..???
Dang..!
Now lets say u haf a helpdesk dedicated 2 solve ALL ur IT problems...
Y de hell would u tell ME 2 solve it..?
In de end, i would call de helpdesk maiself n lodge a case...
Cannot do it by urself arh..? (watz de different sei...?)
Sumtimes dun understand these users...
Machiam like 1 2 torture me endlessly wif their problems...
I also got ALOT of werk u noe... :(
N lastly, de mouse gets dirty after prolonged use... (few yrs...)
Itz not spoilt, u juz haf 2 CLEAN it 2 use it properly..!!!
**Scream mai head off...**


These r juz de issues botherin me endlessly... (wifout fail...)
Still got other important stuff u noe...
Got mai Inventory lah den got mai Account Management...
Still got Asset Tracking N Auditing stuffz... (sigh..)
Den itz not juz @ 1 place but 5 bases altogether... (all over SG...)
N also not 2 4get, de neverending, troublesome Events..! (aiiyyooohh...)
I resigned de fact dat i can nvr b totally free N nuthin 2 do...
Confirm got some shyt 4 me 2 do...
I tink arh, can make 1 time table 4 me 2 follow... (khahahha...)
Machiam like those in pri N sec sch... (idea huh..)
Next i wanna tok about pending issues...
As of diz moment, i haf like more than 10 pendin issues...
Most of these issues, requires another party's decisions 2 solve it...
Den if dey nvr get back 2 me, den how 2 clear dem liddat...?
Den these pendin issues kip replayin back in mai mind...
Every single tyme, even afta werk... (dam jialat u noe...)
Try mai bez not 2 tink of dem but dey kip on cumin... (sianz..)
Juz afraid dat i mite breakdown someday... (choi..!)
Touch wood, touch wood...


Den i realised sumthin...
If i haf an event cuming up or...
If i cant make promises or...
If i break promises or...
If i start 4gettin' stuffz or...
If i require advance notice or...
If i nvr read newspaper in de aftanoon or...
If i dun make coffee/tea/milo in de mornin'...
Can only means one thing...
Dat i am SUPER busy..!!!
Not dat i purposely or wat lah... k.?
:)