Click, click...

Yay..! (huh..?)
Finally my house got diz..!! (got wat...?)

StarHub Cable TV...!! (wah, so slow arh..?)
Yah lor, afta 5-6 yrs using antenna, alas got it...
Pros N cons lah, antenna got many2 Malaysian channels...
StarHub onli got afew... (rite..!?)
Aniwaez, surf thru all de channels N guess wat... (wat..!?)
I got over 60++ channels sia... (wah kaoz..!)
Press de button until sianz... (click, click, click..)
Aiyah all diz free wat so juz watch lor... (khehehee...)
Dun ask me y, coz i aso dunno... (wahahahaa..)
Budden im not so gian about de TV channels... (sian lah watch TV..)
Onli watch gud shows datz all... (muvees N reality shows...)
Me no couch potato or french fries or wat not... :)


Speakin' of clickin' thru channels N de remote...
Watch de muvee CLICK on National Day... (yah i noe, im slow..)
Ok lah de show, farnie but wuznt too farnie... (abit touchy somemore...)
Also saw de trailer of Little Man... (by Wayan Brothers...)
Dat show im gonna watch... (hopefully itz damn farnie..)
I guess can skip 2 Fast 2 Furious rite..?
Coz heard bad reviews frm colleagues... (izzit..?)
Dunnoe sia...


As 4 werk, itz doin good... (not bad, not bad...)
Simple tasks, slowly learnin', gud colleagues... (lookin' gud..)
Im happy wif it... :)
Also i kena sign up 4 some courses sia... (for werk..)
Gave me a list of courses i can take, den lemme choose...
So i took courses on Ms Access... (which i really needed...)
N a logistics course... (wah sei...)
Total amount ard 1.4K if approved... (wah kaoz...!)
Dunnoe whether their money will be put into gud use or not...
Khehehehee...
But still, i will try my very best...
;)


Den got 1 farnie incident happened... (hahaha..)
Dey took mai pic N mass email everyone, welcuming me 2 de dept..
When i looked @ de pic, wah kao, wanna kill maiself sia... (kahhahaa..)
Face like one crook liddat... (kaoz...)
Den afta replyin' de email, 1 colleague came 2 me...
Wif de printed email on her hand, lookin' 4 me... (kaoz...)
Den when she saw me, she glanced @ de paper, den @ me...
Den again @ de paper, den @ me N said...
"Iz diz u..?" (WAHAHAHAAA..!!!)
Her face machiam like confused liddat... (khehehhee..)
Farnie sia... (hahahaa..)
Den afta replyin' 2 de email, a colleague told me...
"Afta so long i've been here, no one eva respond 2 de broadcast email..."
"Ur de 1st..." (huhuhuu...)
I stunned sia... (ooppss..)
Well @ least i managed 2 reply back a nice, well crafted reply... (i tink..)
N it took me freakin' 20 mins juz 2 write it up... (kahahhaa..)
Mai Eng not gud mah...
Here's mai reply...

"I would like to thank everyone for welcoming me and giving me the opportunity to work with this dynamic family, dedicated to homeland security..."

How? Can win Oscars or not..!?
Kehhehehee...
;p