New HP..!!!

Hey, hey, finally.. (finally wat.!?)
Finally got maself a new phone.. (realli arh..!?)
A brand new, latest frm de market, hp.! (wah.!)
N believe it or not, i finally got maself a Nokia hp..! (wth.!)
Finally succumb 2 de overated brand.. (traitor me..)
N 2 tink i sworn 2 maself nt 2 use Nokia hp.. (ish, ish, ish..)
Haf bcum part of de Nokia suckers.. (eerrgghh.!!)


So why i had diz change of heart.? (yah, y arh.?)
Coz of 1 simple factor.. (which iz.?)
De price factor..! (huh..!?)
Nopez din get maself de N80 nor de SE W700i.. (den wat.!?)
Got maself diz...

Nokia 6070..!

A freakin cheapo hp.. (S$0..!)
Muz be a gud hp, coz itz free wat..? (khehehee..)
Figured out dat i din nid such high end hp.. (nono..)
N dat de $ can b used 4 otha stuff.. (nt marriage lah..!)
Yah, i dun tink i can afford it lah.. (de N80..)
Well @ least de new hp iz small N cute.. (juz like Sayang..)
Khehehee..


Lately alot of my household stuff r dying sia.. (or rather die-ed..)
1st wuz Mum's sewing machine.. (rite b4 Raya..)
Aiyo, $ cum out.. (vm dat..)
Den our Oven gave up on us.. (koyak liao..)
Switch ON onli, power trip.. (tried many2 times..)
Tried 2 remedy de prob but no effect.. (im no electrician mah..)
Sianz, tmr go koll de vendor.. (u ppl gt lobang or nt.?)
When 2 scout 4 new ones wif Sayang bt mostly ex sia.. (>$500...)
Looks like next mth pay, gonez liao.. (actually nxt, nxt mth..)
Sianz..


Well gonna start ma new werk diz Tues.. (1st Aug..)
Cant wait 4 it.. :)
But moz of ma stuffz, still nt dun yet sia.. (kwang3..)
1 week so fast finish sia.. (should haf gone 4 2 weeks nia..)
Oh yah, havent mass mail every1 mai new number.. (no tyme sia..)
Will do it by de end of nxt week arh.. (if got tyme...)
Old number still alive till September... (onli den will i decide itz fate...)
Eh mai new no. free incoming u noe... (so..!?)
So got free tyme, chit chat wimme arh... (tok kok, sing song aso can...)
Bei paiseh, diz cheapo eh..?
Kheheehee..
;p