FAILED...!!!

ARRGGHH...!!!
Failed mai freakin' TP...
Shit Ass Crap... (#&*#%@*!%$#...!!!)
Feel so dam lousy sia... :(
Here'z wat happened...


Had mai TP in de afternoon... (bad choice...)
Drove smoothly during mai warm-up test... (superb...)
When it came 2 mai TP, had 1 of de worse testers in de cohort...
Old, botak, shades wearing man... (ggrrrr...)
Spoke veri little but demandin'... (turn here, turn there...)
1st mistake...
Wuz doin' mai Vertical Parking when...
"TIANG, PIANG, PONG, TONG, NONG, KONG...!!!"
Sound of de freakin pole droppin'... (*&#^#(*@%...!!!)
1st tyme in mai drivin sia... (nvr once i bang de blardie pole...)
So demoralized at dat point... (haiizzz...)
Den juz continued on wif mai Test... (Juz 10 pts...)


2nd major mistake... (An Immediate Failure...)
Gettin' out of a T-junction, looked left, looked right... (all safe...)
Started turnin' 2 de right when all of a sudden...
SSSCCCRRREEECCCHHHHH...!!!!
Kena jambraked by de stoopid Tester... (heart skipped a beat...)
A farkin' "L" car was juz lurkin out from de right bend...
WTF..!!! Bugger wuz movin' like a tortoise sia...!!! (#*%#!*$@*...!!!)
Furthermore, it wuzn't a skool car...!!! (wuz so dam pissed...)
Aniwae, juz continued on wif de rez of de test n eventually end...
End results... a whoppin' 36 points..!!!
Totally dissapointed wif maiself...
Sighz...