Weirdoz Alert...

Ohh man...
2dae i met, not 1 but 2 weirdoz..!!!
Wah kao...
Simply cannot make it...
Here lemme story a lil' bit...


It happened at a bus stop, my friendz N I, were bz mindin' our own business when suddenly diz weird guy tapped ma shoulder...
"Oi, bradder. U Police ah?" I wuz like, "Huh!?" He repeated de same question N by dat tyme I knew dat he wuz senile. So gave him de blur look N answered, "No ah." He den asked de same question 2 all ma friends 1 by 1. After which, he went over 2 another side.

Den 1 of ma friend, whose voice wuz quite loud, wuz jokin' around N said, "Army..." Datz when de mad man came back 2 us N said...
"WAT ARMY, ARMY..!!! ARMY de &#*&@, mutha-*#$&*!............"

Wow...
De guy wuz speakin' so fast N so loud. Colourful sia his language. From English, he change channel 2 Indian, den 2 Hokkien, den back 2 English. Some of ma friend moved away, some turned around. I wuz seatin' down lookin' at him, scoldin' either ma fren or de Army (dunno which one). De bugger den went 2 a nearby dustbin N start bangin' it.

Wah kao...
Like super mad man sia. I tink he might haf picked up de dustbin N throw it, if not 4 de bus dat came. Den his partin' words were...
"Dun *#$&^#) dizturb me ah..!!"
Den after he went up de bus, we saw him scoldin' a guy infront of him. After de bus left, we gave ourselves a gud laugh. wahahaahaha...


Dat wuz weirdo number 1...
No.2 didnt say a single word but...
He wuz lagi teruk than de 1st...
Here lemme explain...


Goin' home tyme. Finally ma bus came early so I boarded it. Movin' 2 de rear, saw de last row empty except 4 1 old man so headed 2 it. In ma mind i tot, "Wow. My luck iz gettin' betta N betta." N boi wuz i wrong..!

Halfway 2 de seat, there wuz diz weird smell. Tot nothin' of it at 1st. As I reached ma seat, de smell wuz bloody, damn strong..!!! Tot it wuz de smell of burnin' rubber or de smell of de engine. Sat down 4 a while, den saw it. DE OLD MAN BESIDE ME..!!! He wuz de source of de smell..!!! Wah Kao..!!!

At quick glance saw him in rags, wif no footwear N had diz big sack underneath him. Yes, no kiddin'..! A sack like those karang guni men carry(im not lookin' down on poor ppl ah). Looked infront of me, saw de 2 ppl seating directly infront of me, grippin' their nose. I tot i could tahan de smell budden even b4 de bus reached de next stop, i gave up oready.

IT WUZ REALLY AWFUL!!! De most strong, pungent, disgustin' smell i haf eva cum across..!!! I almost vomitted. Dat veri instant, i stood up N went over all de way 2 de front seat. Even after i wuz seatin' infront, de smell wuz still there. Urrgghh... Damn disgusting. When i couldnt take it animore, I alighted de bus. 3 stops b4 ma actual stop..!! Really man. I juz needed 2 get outta there. If not, i'll confirm puke. Datz how teruk it wuz.


Well datz ma stories...
Teruk rite..? (Yeesshh...)
Aniwaez...
Weekend iz here...
Diz yr gonna do sumthin' i nvr done b4...
I'm gonna bake mai own cookies..!!! (Yes, u heard me..)
Usually i help ma Mum wif de bakin'... (here N there la..)
Diz yr gonna try it maiself...
Also Mum's out 2 JB so...
De whole kitchen'z mine...
Wahahahaa... (evil laughter...)
Hopefully i noe wat im doin...
Hehehee...
If itz a failure, i'll juz stick 2 helpin' Mum...
If itz a success, I start a business liao...!!!
Wahahahaha...