Trick Or Treat..!?

Hi y'all...
Feel so relieved rite now... (datz gud...)
1 of mai "Tragedi Oktober" iz gone...
Left wif 1 more... (haiizz..)
Sighzz...
But like ma fren said...
I gotta stay positive...


Aniwaez, itz 31st October..!!!
Sooo...
Happy Halloween...!!!
Tyme 4 Trick or Treatin'..!!!
Well actually i dunno how Trick or Treat werkz...
Can sombody explain it 2 me..?
hehe.. Lazy 2 check it out on de net...
Well, herez ma version...
(Based on a true story...)
No kiddin'..!!! (juz happened juz now...)


Juz now a close fren of mine...
Asked me 4 advice on an mp3 playa... (Creative Nano..)
Since im an expert in IT n stuffz... (self-promote..)
So i go on tellin' her itz a gud mp3... (yada, yada, yada..)
In de end, she bought it la...
Den i wished her Happy Halloween...
N she replied, tellin' me not 2 scare ppl 2 much...
Of which, gave me a sinister idea...
hehehee... (evil laughter...)


After some time, i msg her tellin' dat...
De mp3 playa wuz a lousy buy... (poor review...)
Spoilz easily, drain battery lyf fast...
Den asked whether i scared her...
hehehee...
Oh boy!
She got scared 4 de moment readin' it...
Wahahahaa...
Angry, but she knoez im jokin'... (i hope so...)
Cruel joke on mai part...
heh..!


So de question iz...
Since i tricked her, I deserve a treat rite..? (rite..?)
Datz how it werkz rite..?
hehehee...
Or izzit de other way round...??? (tiu...)
Boi, i really gonna get it...
Gulp...


Aniwaez...
Finished composin' a Hari Raya song... (really ar..!?)
Well, not actually composin' la... (chey...)
But juz addin' lyrics here N der... (icic...)
Will release it in de afternoon on Wednesdae...
So watch out 4 it...


One more thing...
Tmr no nid 2 go 2 werk... (Deepavali...)
Woohoo..!!!
Wanna get mai shoes tmr but... (still no shoes arh..?)
Scared most shopz r closed 4 de dae...
Got alot of sports stuffz on sale, u noe...
World of Sports la, Royal Sporting House la...
Hopefully can get it tmr lah... (cross fingers...)
K.. Datz all...
Got a link 4 gud Halloween trick... (not 4 de faint hearted...)
Here it iz...
Happy Trick O Treatin'...!!!

1st Gear...

Wah Kao..!!!
Drivin' iz difficult sia...
Now got a lingerin headache... (really ar..!?)
Errgghh...
Mabbe itz mai 1st tyme la... (Yah.. mabbe...)


Nid 2 remember alot of stuffz sia...
When 2 clutch in la... (diz 1 most troublesome...)
When 2 look at mirror la...
When 2 signal la... (left, right, up, down...)
When 2 look at meters la... (10, 20, 0, 10, 20...)
Wah Lao..!!!
Alot of factorz man...
Remember 'em until got headache...


Wah den ah,...
Stall dunno how many tymez sia...
I tink less than 10 times... (little rite..? rite..?)
Kaozz...
Den like kan cheong spider...
Tryin 2 start up again... (excited mah..)
Clutch in la, Ignition la, 1st gear la...
Veri de troublesome...
De biting point iz de worse... (bite wat sia...)
Cannot actually feel wat wuz being "bitten"..
heh..


Whole lesson, went round N round de circuit...
Turn left, turn right... (soundz familiar...)
Did a farnie thing in ma 1st turn... (haha..!?)
Instructor ask 2 signal left...
I go switch on de headlight instead... (high beam somemore...)
Wahahaahaa...
Dunno mah... (1st tyme, 1st tyme...)
Budden, not bad la mai 1st tyme drivin'...
Nice experience...
Now cant wait 4 next lesson...
hehe... :)


Aniwaez, ma cookie lvl goin' down fast...
Kip poppin' dem up fast lyke nobodyz business...
Cant stop, addicted 2 de lil' bitz... (soundz familiar..!?)
Luckily ma Aunt gave me 1 jar of...
Her lovely Keciput... (correct spellin' or not..!?)
Nice substitute...
Now, juz hope dat it will last me...
Thru' diz nite...
hehehee...

Baker Boy Pt 2...

Wow...
Real Tragedi Oktober...
But still, i will kip strong... (no matter wat...)
N survive thru diz... (i will survive...)
Yeah, i hope so...


Aniwaez, in de end...
I decided 2 bake ma cookiez again...
Yupz, diz tyme, armed wif previous experiences N...
Pplz commentz, I baked de cookiez again...

Diz tyme made 'em smaller... (much, much smaller...)
Some were 2 small btw... (mini-cookiez...)
But they were easy 2 eat...
Cant stop poppin' em up ma mouth...
Diz tyme, most of 'em r crunchier 2...
Power la... (Up lah...!!!)


Even after all de experiencez N preparationz...
I made afew mistakez... (hahahaa..)
1st wuz i put de ingredientz in a mixed order...
2 excited i guess...
Heh...
Next wuz i almost 4got 2 put in an ingredient...
hahahaa...
Wuz alreadi shapin' em when Mum saw de stuff...
So i quickly mixed 'em up...
Wahahaha... (close call...)

Made quite a number of cookiez...
Now i got mai own cookie jar...
hehehee...
Now can use it 4 Raya...
But veri little lei... (cookie no enuf...)
Also, might b bringin' 2 werk again...
But again scared not enuf...
Dunno lar... (i c 1st...)

Tmr gonna have mai 1st drivin' lesson...
Veri eager... (cant wait, cant wait...)
If tmr i find it easy, i'll straight away...
Book de rez of ma lessonz + ma TP... (really ar..!?)
Waahahaha...
Veri confident eh..!? (muz b wat..)
Juz wait N c la tmr...
Owritez.. Datz all..
Here, a pic of a cookie stealer... (got such thing meh..!?)
Caught in de act...
hehehee..

Tradegi Oktober...

Wah kaoz...
Juz when thingz were goin great...
Sumthin' bad have 2 happen... (oh man...)
Haiizz... :(
Now got mixed feelin'z goin' 2 Raya...
Coz ma family got, not 1 but...
2 x Tragedi Oktober...
Haiiyaa...
Hopefully dey r fine lah..


2dae took leave from werk...
Last minute thingy...
Juz now went 2 de bank N also paid some bills...
Later might b bakin' mai cookiez...
But got no mood lar... (c tmr or wat la...)
Nid 2 b in gud mood 2 bake, u knoe...
Or else u will spoil it...
heh...


Yesterdae, bez...
Went 2 Anchorpoint'z KFC 4 break fast...
Finger lickin' gud man...
After dat we went over 2 Queensway S.C to...
SHOP...!!!
hehehee...
Well more 2 window shoppin' 4 me...
Coz de stuffz i wanted were juz 2 pricey...
Or didnt haf de colour i wanted...
Siannzz...


6 more daez 2 Raya... (woo hoo...!!!)
So i've changed diz webby'z music...
Nice eh...
hehehhee...
Also got maiself a pet... (really ar..!?)
Virtual pet lah... (chey...)
No nid maintainence 1... (so gud arh..!?)
Named it after mai old cat... (loved dat cat...)
Kippin it here 1st...
Will move it after i get tired of it...
heheheee...

Ironic Eh..!?

9 more daez...!!!
Woohooo...!!!
Cant wait, cant wait...
Hari Raya here i cum...
Dunno y, but diz year like veri gian 4 it...
Mabbe coz mai 1st tyme givin' de green packet...
hahahaa...
Yupz set aside some $$$ 4 de kiddys...
Wanna c their happi faces i giv it 2 dem...
:D


Yesterday went Geylang again... (again..!?)
So itz like mai 3rd tyme oready... (so little or so many..?)
1st tyme in ma lyf, i've been 2 Geylang diz much...
hahahaaha...
N 2 tink dat i live juz a stone throw away...
Waahahaahaaha...
Wanted 2 buy stuffz but...
Din noe wat stuff i wanted 2 buy... (weird eh..!?)
heeheehee...
Aniwaez, had a nice tyme yesterdae, girl...
;)


Still haf a few thingz left 2 buy wif mai family tho...
Nid 2 buy drinkz.. (lots N lots of it...)
Nid 2 get somemore kuih N chipz...
Nid 2 get new carpet also...
All these will be bought on de last nite...
So cya there then... (4 those goin' also lah...)


Oh yah...
Gave some of mai cookiez 2 ma colleagues...
So watz their commentz..?
Mostly said it wuz good...
Got 1 AWESOME..!!! (yay..!!)
Even Jack asked me whether he can order some...
Where got tyme Jack...?
hahahaaa...
Aniwaez, tmr gonna bring over somemore...
Coz got afew peepz complain dey neber get... (aiyoh...)
Dun wan 2 kena blacklist...
hehehee...


Wah Lao...
2 daez nvr break fast at home oready liao...
Yesterdaez at Geylang N 2dae went 2 Hougang...
Den Thurs eatin out again... (KFC..!!!)
So tmr die-die muz eat at home...
If not, confirm kena sound by Mum again...
Oh yah, 1 last thing...
I tot durin' fastin' mth can save alot of $$$...
Coz no lunch N all...
But boi wuz i wrong...
In fact, most of de $$$ are spent on, none other den...
FOOD...!!!
Ironic izznt it..?

Resultz...

Alritez, im back wif de resultz...
So watz de taste like..?
De cookies r NICE...
Mmm... Mmm...
Not bad 4 mai 1st try eh..?
heh, heh, heh...


But therez still room 4 improvement...
Nid 2 make 'em smaller man...
Itz WAAYY 2 BIG...
Not suitable 4 Raya...
Also, it seemz dat I put 2 much chocolate chipz...
TOO Chocolatey... (no gud..)
Lastly, I tink i nid 2 put 'em in de oven longer...
Coz rite now, itz not crunchy but chewy...
Even tho i like chewy choc. cookiez...
Most ppl dun like 'em...
Dunno y... (itz nice wat...)
At least itz easy 4 Dad 2 munch 'em... (heh...)


After much calculationz...
Found out dat there iz business 2 b made...
But 2 much hard werk lah...
I'll juz stick 2 eatin' than bakin'...
But I'll bake again 4 a 2nd tyme...
Mabbe tmr... (yawwnn...)
Den again, mabbe not... (zzz...zz..zzz...)




R u saliva-ting rite now...!? (hehe...)