Selamat Hari Raya..!!!

Selamat Hari Raya..!
Maaf Zahir & Batin..!
N yah, i tink i said those phrases more than 100x yesterdae...
Huhuhuhu...
Hari Raya diz yr wuz betta...
Din get 2 do much "drinks duty".. (kheheee..)
Juz mingled ard wif mai relatives...
Long tyme nvr tok wif dem...
Some more advanced, some still de same...
Some totally changed in appearance..! (realli...)
Can't even recognize 1 of mai cuzzin coz...
She grew alot sia... (bigger den me, i tink...)
1 yr N alot can change sia...


Now older oreadi, everythin' so different...
Last tyme, mornin'2 pocket empty...
But by evenin', itz overflowin' wif green packets...
Those were de daez yeah... (*smiles...)
But now opposite...
Mornin'2 pockets full wif packets...
But by evenin', left half only sia... (kwang3...)
Suddenly sooo many kidz sia... (pop up frm nowhere...)
Jumpin'/runnin' ard, laughin'/screamin' out loud...
Muz b dam happie arh get de green packets... (hrrmmppff...)
Diz yr noone gave me green packet... (sad sia...)
Sob,.. sob... :.(


One mistake I made 4 diz yr iz dat,...
Forget 2 use mai camera sia...!!! (totally4get..)
Super wasted sia... (sianzzz...)
How 2 show u ppl, how handsome i look diz year..???
Oh well, wat2do... (watz dun iz dun..)
Khehehehee...
;p

Router Died-ed..!

AAAHHHH...!!!
Mai Wireless router juz had a heart attack..!!
Bugger died-ed on me last nite...
A day afta i cleaned it up... (weird eh..?)
Wuz in a panic mode last nite...
Wat a tyme 2 haf a heart attack sei...
But luckily wif a stroke of luck...
Mai bro miraculously gave it lyf...(perform CPR on it..)
So I quickly re-flashed de bugger 2 de latest FW...
Rite now, itz doin okay... (scare me onli..)
Aiyoo, so bz wif Raya den diz thing happen...
Okiez, be back later 4 mai Hari Raya greetin'...
Ciaoz...

Job Changer...

Fwaahh.. So tired sia... (y..?)
Since mornin' been doin' werk non-stop... (sure or not..?)
Woke up early @ 10 am diz morn'... (early meh..?)
Eh, 10am on a Sat iz dam early u noe... (chey..)
Woke up onli becum a carpenter.. (sort of..)
Den change profession to driver...
Den becum a baggage carrier... (big bags seh..)
Den a professional curtain hanger... (arms pain, pain...)
Back 2 carpenter again...
N finally to a crib cleaner... (worst of it all..)
N wat i get afta all diz jobs..?
Personal satisfaction... (few ppl can say diz..)
:)
2morrow will b de next episode of changin' jobs...
Definitely becumin de chair restorer,...
Cabinet, fan, air-con cleaner... (wateva cleaner..)
N de list goes on N on N on...
Seriously im so busy, dat i even haf no tyme 2 bake mai CCC...
Siannn laa... (piskh..)


Newayz, yesterdae went out wif Sayang... (me drove..)
Picked her up frm werk N went 2 Beach Rd 2 break fast...
Yup, we ate TULANG..!! (huhuhuu..)
Aftermath wuz messy sia... (esp. Sayang, khehehee...)
Wah, datz wuz de record breakin',...
3rd tyme I ate Tulang 4 de fastin' month..! (huhuuhuu..)
Afta de makan, brought Sayang 2 EXPO... (her 1st tyme there..)
Went 2 de Metro Sale held there...
Bought maiself some socks, long sleeve white shirt N black pants...
4 wat u ask..? (not 2 becum waiter lah...)
De attire i nid 2 wear 4 mai Conversion course... (drivin'..)
Worst part iz, I'm gonna wear it onli 4 1 day... (imagine dat..)
Juz bought it 4 dat occasion onli... (waste $$$ sia..)
Sent her back home frm there... (east 2 west sia...)
Frm 1 end 2 de otha... (piskh..)
Den back 2 mai place on de east... (si bei long sia..)
Well now im drivin' abit betta... (abit onli..)
Hopefully I dun cock it up durin de conversion course...


Alritez, haf 2 get ready 4 de big day...
All de finishin' touches, all de last minit changes...
Hopefully all werk can be dun by tmr.... (hopes so..)
Or else nid 2 take leave on Monday sia... (siann..)
Dunno y but I've been day-dreamin about Raya... (huh..!?)
Weird eh..? (yah veri weird..)
1 thing lagi more weird iz dat...
I kip picturing Hady Mirza as mai cuzzin'... (crazy huh..?)
Super duper weird... (cannot be lah..)
Coz i kinda saw his face b4... (mabbe @ Red Devil's cafe..??)
But wat if he iz 1 of mai cuzzin'...???
Shuld I take a photograph wif him..??
Shuld I ask 4 his autograph..?? (nah i dun tink so...)
Onli thing i'm gonna ask him iz dat...
"Abang, can return me back de 60 cents or not..?
Mai gerbpren begged me 2 vote 4 u lah...
Can lah... Duit raya... Pppllleeaassee..."
Kheheheehee...
:p

Off Day...

Yay, tmr gonna use mai off day..
So can stay @ home N finish up cleanin' up mai house... (yeah rite..)
Mabbe go bake mai cookies aso.. (hehehe..)
Alot of stuffz to settle tmr.. (lotz N lotz N lotz...)
No time arh..!

Feelin' It..!

Ok, now I'm startin' 2 haf de Raya feelin'... (khehehee..)
Since I went out wif mai old werk colleagues,...
Suddenly de feelin' started seepin' in..
Mabbe itz de Geylang atmosphere dat changed it... (hmm..)
Lookz like i'll b bakin' mai CCC again diz yr..! (huh..!?)
Mai world renowned, super delicious, confirm nak lagi,...
Chocolate Chip Cookies..!!! (wahahahaa...)
;p


Yah, on Fri, as planned, went out wif de old peepz...
Felt kinda great meetin wif dem... (y..?)
Coz finally I can becum de childish guy again... (khahahaa..)
Being mai stoopid, dumb self, wif no care in de world...
Kheeheheehe...
Even tho' it wasn't de same old colleagues....
I din mind @ all... (can make new frens mah..)
Walked quite a long bit dat dae... (approx 2 rounds..!)
N managed 2 get mai Songkok there... (cheap2..)
Bargain until 2 bux lesser also so difficult sia... (piskh..)
Din get de cloth thingy coz dey were dam ex sia... ($30-40 bux..)
Wouldnt pay dat much 4 sumthin' i'm ganna wear once onli..
Overall de crowd wasnt very packed... (i've been thru worse...)
Definitely a muz go.. (if u havent gone there lah..)


Den on de way back home, sumthin bad happened... (jialat..)
Here's wat happened...
Dat nite I took mai Dadz car 2 send Sayang home...
1st hundred meters, some driver was drunk or sumthin...
Swayin' left N right infront of me, so made mai blood UPz...
Den later another car stop infront of me, rite afta de yellow box...
Which made me stop @ de yellow box itself...!
N den de traffic light turned red...! (made me kan-cheong sia..)
So I quickly full lock 2 de left N moved on... (danger averted..)
Lookin back I noticed dat der was a huge gap infront of de stupid car...
Bloddy hell, purposely stop so i kena de yellow box... (nabei..)
By dat tyme mai blood wuz boiling abit...


Den it happened... (gulp..)
Sayang wuz askin' some question N I replied by...
Raising mai voice @ her..!!! (aahhh..!)
Terrible sia me... (ishk3...)
Den she kept quiet 4 de rez of de journey...
I could literally hear cricketz in de car itself...!!! (crik, crik, crik..)
Apologies 2 her profusely sia... (sorry, chorriie, lorrie...)
Told her dat i wuznt mad @ her but @ de drivers ard me...
N luckily she accepted mai apology... (phew..)
Jialat sia, mai drivin' skills betta improve fast...
Coz i dun wan it 2 happen again... (nononoo...)
I guess im still gettin used 2 drivin mai car N handlin' passangers...
N 2 Sayang, I am sorry, ok..? (mintak manyak2 maaf..)
:(


Well de weekend wuz fast...
Cleaned up de house N did mai bankin' stuffz...
Btw DBS iBankin' iz introducin' a USB key 4 authentication... (fyi..)
I wuz also supposed 2 do some werk frm werk... (???)
But in de end, din haf de drive 2 do dem... (no mood sia..)
Watched some muvees instead.. (khehehee..)
Sound of Thunder... (nt bad sia...)
Coz i luurrvveee Time Travel... (intriguing...)
Lemme ask u diz...
If u haf 1 chance 2 change a part of ur lyf,... (last tyme..)
When or wat would u change...? (tink it thru'..)
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If u thot of a part, back in tyme,... (nong2 ago...)
U r probably not contented wif ur ly rite now... (IMO..)
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Well, if u dun wish 2 change any part of it,... (like me...)
U r definitely livin' ur lyf rite now... (thumbs up..)
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But if u answered, "There's no way 2 turn back tyme..."
It could onli mean 1 thing...
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U probably got no sense of imagination... (khehehehee...)
;P

Here We Go Again..!

Wah, sumthin bad happened on Mon... (ishk3...)
Jialat sia...
Even tho' itz not mai fault, i still feel bad sia... (haiya..)
De person actually dug his own grave lah...
I din force him 2 do it but he insisted so bo-pian..
Work, work, so full of misunderstandings N assumptions...
Haiizzz...
Nvr knew de CC in emails haf such a HUGE impact...
Remember ppl, if u play wif fire, b prepared 2 get burnt...
Ishk3...


Aniwaes, 2day N yesterday, had mai 2nd Access course...
Now im a top notched Access master... (chey, chey, chey...)
N 2 tink dat I din noe zilch about Access a yr ago... (khahahaa..)
Now de only problem iz, wif these much knowledge...
Definitely I haf many2 projects 2 do... (dang..)
All those handwritten records 2 b switch 2 Access.. (arrgghh..)
Well u win some, u lose some...
Hopefully these Access projects can score points 4 mee..
Kehhehehee...


Also yesterday, went 2 Little India wif mai Sayang...
Break fast @ diz restaurant called Sakuntala Restaurant...
Okay lah de food, thosai N all... (not super gd...)
N it also left me wif a bloated stomach... (bblleerrgghh..)
Afta which we went walked ard de area... (quite packed...)
Interesting 2 c de place afta soo long... (10 yrs..?)
Sayang went 2 look ard 4 a Punjabi suit.. (pretty sia..)
Aiyah, nvr go N take pictures sei... (4get sia...)
Well im such a traitor diz yr... (y..?)
I haben step into Geylang budden,..
Went 2 Little India 1st instead... (kwang3...)


Speaking of which, tmr mai old peepz,...
R havin a gathering @ Geylang... (walk2, buy2...)
Meetin' straight afta werk @ Paya Lebar MRT...
Whoeva wanna join us, join lah... (no prob...)
I aso dunno who confirm gooin'... (khehehee...)
Well I juz wanna step into Geylang 2 look2, see2...
N of course buy many some stuffz... ;)
Gonna get mai Songkok N mai kain samping... (those cloth thingy..)
Hopefully can get dem cheap2.. (dowan spend so much..)
Den mabbe afta dat, im sendin Sayang home... (wah..)
Here we go again.!
:)