Ironieee...

I have made the most ironic story of my entire life just now...
So ironic that even Shakespeare's stories seems pale in comparison...
Haiizzz... Talk about it tomorrow... No mood talking about it today...
Sigh.

Dedicate...

Went 2 Expo juz now... (robinsons sale...)
Managed 2 get a pair of pants...
16 bux, cheap cheap...
Not sure if itz de same brand as the previous one...
Dun matter lah, as long as itz cheap...
;p
Wuz @ Geylang too later in de day...
Crowded sia...
Suddenly sooo may Malayu...
All Malairen appear out of nowhere...
Din noe dat SG had sooo many Malays...

Notice sumthin too...
Nowadayz kids quite trendy eh...
Abg also kalah...
Fuwah, go geylang bazaar like goin clubbin liddat...
Really dress 2 kill sia these kids...
Some rowdy, some in big groups...
Well, as long as dey dun create trouble, im fine wif it...
Moz well behave lah, seen or heard no fights b4...
Hope dey continue 2 be gud...
Got watever we came 4 N zoomed off...
Maybe I'll drop by in these last few dayz again...
2 get mai Deng deng...!
So far eaten onli once lah...
Not enuf, not enuf...
Datz about it...

Tmr, I would like 2 dedicate mai whole day...
To help Mum with the cleaning of the house...
Wake up as early as 7 8 am N start cleaning...
All de way until break fast...
I will honour mai words...
After which, I would head down 2 CT hall...
To get a glimpse of de F1 action...
Alritez, done...

For my viewing pleasure...

Caught F1 on de teevee juz now...
Fuuwahh, not bad sia...
Suddenly feel quite interested 2 watch...
Can't wait for tmr's qualifier...
Gonna be interesting...
Our track are mostly fine xcept...
For the bloody bus lane markings... (simply turn off...)
N de turn after Old Supreme Court...
The Zig Zag turns were outrageous...
They shuld juz made a normal turn...
Or longer zigzag turns...

Den there's also one part where Rimi or Massa... (cant remember...)
Made a wrong turn...
Why weren't there any barriers sia...
Arrows pointing de direction perhaps..? (dunno lah..)
Gotta do sumthin @ that turn...
1 interesting part was when the Toyota... (i tink itz Toyota..)
Smacked the wall , nose first... (kenna de barrier...)
Wah, de spectators there muz have had a tyme of their lyf lah..!
Freakin' nose came off, driver drove back 2 de Pits...
Hahahaa...

Well, nid 2 drop by on de actual day...
Hopefully can get a pass in 2 view...
Worse comes 2 worse, juz peer from outside lor...
Need 2 get the feeling N excitement...
:)
Anyways, moz of my TV shows are back..!
All new seasons, shiok ah...
We have Heroes(luv diz man), Smallville, Big Bang Theory...
One Tree Hill(super drama), Survivor & upcoming Amazing Race.!
Wah bez...
All my favourite...

Tmr heading 2 Expo for Robinsons...
Hope 2 get some shirts or pants...
Makan @ Bedok corner...
Den off 2 Geylang bazaar...
My 3rd but not final tyme there...
Gonna be super tired....
Sleep now...
Like I said 2 my dept...
Haf a ZOOMING weekend.! (lol..!)

Back 2 Square 1...

Done exchanging mai spoilt HDD 2 a new one...
Did a 1:1 exchange for it...
Luckily they din make such a fuss as...
I din haf a warranty card...
Now, transfering back all mai data 2 de new HDD...
Hopes diz one doesnt give me problems... (pray hard...)

Also collected mai free printer juz now...
Whiz off 2 Boon Keng after Sim Lim...
Juz showed them mai receipt N...
They pass me de printer...
Larkie itz not quite big...
But still found it a hassle 2 take MRT/BUS...
Took a cab back home instead...
Expensive sia cabs nowadays...
Short trip frm Boon Keng 2 Eunos = 12 bux...
Kaoz.. If i take, MRT and bus back at most 2 bux...
Datz 10 bux difference sia..!
An 83.333% savings seh... (yeesshh...)

Juz now had a taste of the Jams & Penut Butter in City Hall...
Was in 'thier' heading 2 mai post...
Bez 2 avoid the race area now sia...
Unless u like 2 be stuck in a jam...
Saw the F1 tracks being build up...
Realli something man...
Suddenly feel quite interested 2 drop by on de dayz...
Or rather nights... (Khehehee...)

Not in Raya mood diz year...
Mabbe becoz hectic werk schedule diz week...
No tyme 2 do anything sia...
Also got other bigger stuffz 2 worrie about...
Slowly but surely...
Also, juz now, I have been tasked 2 conduct a half day training...
I wuz like WTH.?
If 2 hours, oklah...
Half a day, talking rubbish, how can.?
1 2 talk cock aso cannot talk until dat long...
Haf until Jan to conduct it...
Nov/Dec I super bz, Oct, too short notice...
Haizzz...
Still dunno wat 2 teach de ppl...
Maybe talk about ICT & stuffz liddat...
C how lah...

Tips, tips, tips...

Here's something which even I din noe about...

1 Awesome Gmail tip You Don’t Know about. Seriously.

Useful eh..?
Can try it out...
Check out the main webbie too..
Interesting website..

Selling new printer...

I wanna sell away the new printer I will be receiving...
A HP F2235 AIO printer...
(i think the link is this one...)


Original price selling ard S$120-S$150...
ebay, hwz, classified ppl selling @ $100, $90, cheapest i seen $69...
I dun nid this printer coz i juz bought an Epson AIO...
Dun want to take up space too...
Anybody interested.?

Troublesome...

Got diz error when i boot up mai system...

S.M.A.R.T. STATUS BAD, BACKUP AND REPLACE

Oh shit...
How the hell am i going 2 backup 113GB of data..?
Oh crap...

Big Update...

Alright where do i start... (lemme see..)
Been "OFFLINE" since 1st Sept... (long sia..)
Almost 2 weekz wifout internet at home... (can die sia...)
Initial plan was 2 subscribe 2 SingNet BB...
Comex had a nice plan, 8mbps @ $45 /mth...
Comes wif a free Acer Aspire One... (mini notebook...)



Planned 2 subscribe 2 it N get de lappy...
Den 2 give de lappy 2 Syg for her birthday...
Dat was de plan...
So went 2 Comex 2 signup plus got her a Wireless Router...
D-Link 300... (told her dat it was mai replacement router...)



Got maiself an Epson CX5500 at $98... (cheap sia...)
Den sumthin' farnie happened...
Was askin' how much each inks costs...
Den the show emcee asked a question,...
"How much does each ink costs...?"
Since I was standin quite near him, juz replied, "$9.90"
"Correct! Here u go...", he handed me an inflatable "surfboard"...
So coincidental... (I looked like a lost surfer dude sia wif it...)
Syg wuz quite surprised dat i answered it..
In de end, bought de printer N got another surfboard plus a trolley...
Here it is...

Epson CX 5500... ($9.90 per ink.!)

Den 1st SingTel cock up happened...
When I reached de SingTel booth, "Registration CLOSED"
Kaoz, come all de way here 2 sign up den cannot signup...
Quite pissed, missed out the 30 bux Taka voucher...
So quickly went back home N signed up online...
Found out, it took @ least 9 days for service activation... (oh well...)
@ least it is still b4 Syg's bdae...
Afta a week past by, found out sumthin' bad... (cock up no. 2..)
Redemption letter would be given within 7 days after service activation...
Jialatz, wus hopin' dat i'll get de redemption letter fast...
Gave Syg early notice dat pressie might be delayed...
Den 1 day b4 activation, de final cock up emerged....

CSO - Sorry sir, we've checked N your line can only support up to 3mbps...
We can downgrade u 2 de plan but cannot give u de lappy...
Me - WTF.!?
CSO - Would u like 2 sign up wif us.?
Me - $#@&$%*@$% I do not wish 2 sign up. Thank u.
Can explain 2 me in technical terms why cannot?
CSO - (start grandmother story).... Copper line.... old technology...
...multiple tests... booster... still cannot... bla, bla, bla...
Me - (in mai heart) Dun tok cock lah, duwanna upgrade say duwan lah...
CSO - Thank you 4 ur interest in our company...
Me - Thank u mai ass lah... (well, nvr actualli said it but wuz tinkin of it...)

Which left me wif more problems...
1st, no bdae gift 4 Syg, 2nd no internet @ home...
Wif no internet, i had a lot of tyme on mai personal project...
So i made a masterpiece for Syg's bdae...
An actual jigsaw puzzle of our photo montage...
Here take a look...

Mai Masterpiece...

Nice eh...?
Planned 2 give it 2 her on her bdae outing... (more on dat later...)
Back 2 de problems...
Since SingNet was a no go, had 2 find an alternative...
M1 won it coz it is much cheaper per mbps...
Hence they got the quotation for supply of internet for a period of 2 years...
Value for money, lowest price and easy installation....
N now de other problem...
Told syg wat actually happened... (told her i wanted 2 give lappy...)

Syg - Awww, too bad... No nid 2 give me anythin lah...
Me - Yah, like datz watz gonna happen...

So went 2 PP 2 search for de gift alone...
Syg, had rented a car 2 drive her family out...
Wanted 2 get her a bag, but dunno which 1 she liked/wanted...
Wanna give her shoes but again dunno if she liked it...
Thot hard N finally settled for a gift she always wanted...
Heck, its sumthin dat i have always wanted...
Itz gonna surprise her 2 de max...
Hell i can't believe i bought it either...
Oh well, watz done is done...
There's always logic in everything i do...
:)
So wat did i get her...
Take a look @ diz baby...

A Compaq Presario CQ45-120TX..!!! (nice eh..?)

She nids it more den i do...
Sumtimes i surprise maiself...
Heres the specs...
Freebies as follows:

• 2 years Extended Warranty by Harvey...
• 1 year Norton Internet Security...
• Ms Office 2007 Home / Student...
• Travel bag...
• An AIO HP printer! (shuld not have bought mine... Gonna sell it away...)
  

Kewl...

Aniwaes, went out for her bdae date yesterday...(since 2day werk..)
1st thing on the agenda... Singapore Flyer..!
Went 2 the big wheel...
Here's some pics 2 describe it...





Wonderful view in there...
Can even see mai house ah... (yah rite...)
F1 tracks still in the making... (big event there...)
Next shot off 2 Pasir Ris 2 present her the bdae gift...
Y Pasir Ris.? Coz I going 2 makan @ Pasir Ris bah...
Told her not 2 be mad @ me becoz of de gift...
Shuld seen de look on her face when I gave it 2 her...
Priceless... :)
Hope she likes it...
Den gave her de 2nd part of de gifts... (router N software...)

Next, brought her 2 Sakura International Buffet for break fast...
Fuuwah, luckily I book sia, if not muz sit outside... (phew..)
There, while waitin' 4 makan, gave her de last part of de pressie...
So happy when she saw it...
Gave de 15mins 2 complete the 63 puzzle pieces...

Syg wif full concentration...

Din managed 2 finish in tyme so pause 1st...

Makan @ de buffet was shiok man...
Alot of food, alot of ppl...
I ate quite alot until 2day got stomachache...
Afta dinner, completed de puzzle N called it a day...

The prize possession...

The final product...

N datz about it...
2 weeks of events...
There was still some other stuff dat happened...
Grandma fell N got hospitalised a few days...
De SingTel modem dat got delivered even tho i canceled it...
Got de tap dripping flu bug...
N many others...
Oh well datz life...
Aniwaes, im on leave today... (tired ah..)
On a final note, I would like 2 wish mai Syg...

Bidadari Hatiku...

Change song...

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Lirikan Matamu Menawan
Mempesonakan Kau Ku Girangkan
Senyuman Manis Mu Bagaikan
Bunga Di Taman Indah Menyerikan

Tiada Kata Yang Dapat Ku Luahkan
Seindah Mu Oh Juwita Ku
Hanya Dapat Ku Membayangkan
Kejelitaan Mu Di Lubuk Hati Ku

Bridge:

Bagaimana..Jikalau Semua Ini
Tidak Lagi Bersama Dengan Ku
Ku Berdoa...Agar Dikau Mengerti
Yang Ku Setia Terhadap Mu

Chorus:

Sayang Dengarkanlah
Dikaulah Bidadari Hatiku
Lautan Api Kan Ku Renangi
Hanya Untuk Ku Memiliki Mu

Sayang Dengarkanlah
Dikaulah Bidadari Hatiku
Lautan Api Kan Ku Renangi
Hanya Untuk Ku Memiliki Mu
Hanya Untuk Ku Memiliki Mu......

Sneak Preview...

Here's a sneak peek of wat is 2 come...


;)

Finally...

I'm back..!
Finally after 2 weeks of no Internet...
I'm back in business baby...
Got alot of updates...
But cant update now coz damn bz...
Tmr celebratin' Sayang's burfdae...
A few superb gifts N a flawless outing...
Hope all goes well...
Wish me luck..!
Selamat berpuasa to all Muslims...!