2 Ma Loyal Fanz...

Owrite diz post iz 4 ma loyal fans...
Peepz who've been followin' ma crap religiously...
hahaahaha...
So i've decided 2 share ma super secretive album!!!
Well sum of ya haf alreadi seen it... (c again lor...)
Well here it iz.. Presentin' 2 y'all..
Epitome Of Cutenezz...
waahaahaha..
All those photos were taken way, way back...
(when policemen wore shorts...)

Also sum of ma fans commented dat...
Ma short form iz, well, 2 short!?
kheehehe...
Dey said muz read each line twice 2 understan' it...
So cheem meh? (heheehe...)
N i tot i wuz slow... (jokin' onli la...) :p
Hmmmzz...
Mei B ill try 2 improve...? (c 1st la...)

Alrightz...
Datz all 4 diz post...
2 all ma fanz...
Thx 4 wastin ya time 2 read ma crap...
I really appreciate it...
Diz blog iz nuthin without u guyz/galz...
So thank you!!!

Revelationz...

HoLy Sh!T...
AAAHHHHH!!!
Found out sumthin' very shockin' yesterdae...
AAAHHHHH!!!
A revelation of de century!!!
Went 2 update ma bank book yesterdae...
N guess wat???
Eva since January till now...
I 'saved up' only...
S$230.97 (N itz juz de start on de month!!!)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!


Wah Kao!!!
Im in deep sh!t rite now...
Wah sei!!!
Wat i do wif ma $$$ sia...
Wa Lao!!!
Dis can't be happenin'...
Wa Lan Oi!!!
Not ma way of doin things...
No, No, Noooo!!!

Next revelation i had iz dat...
Eva since i started 2 follow ppl advices...
It had made lyf much simpler...
Machiam like havin an extra brayn... (haahahaa... )
Used 2 b so stubborn... (2 follow em...)
But now im different... (hey i am different!!!)
Soo, now i welcum any advice given 2 mua!... (gud/bad...)
Itz like these peepz knoe watz bez 4 me...
Kewl sia! (especially those 'deep' sh!tz...)
heehehe...
Thx guyz!!! (galz included...)

Also breakin news iz juz in...
Ppl tend 2 lie alot... (mabbe around me only la...)
Hmmm...
Like i said, dun lie la...
Would only makez thingz worse... (4 yaself n 4 otherz...)
Futhermore u cant lie 2 a liar... (no lar, JJ onli...)
De thing iz i can sniff out who iz lyin who iz not...
(i've been tested by de worse n de notorious in de army n lyf...)
I noe itz hard 2 tell peepz de truth... (coz it hurtz la...)
But u gotta do it man...
No worries lor...
PeAcE...

Last revelation iz dat lyf iznt as simple as u 1 it 2 b...
So no such thing as simple lyf... (unless u can prove me wrong...)
;p

Emotionless...

Woooo... TGIF...
Alas... Wkend is here...
Now time 2 relaxxx... (not!)
Tmr still gotta fix ma cuzzin's friendz PC...
She said i should juz take a look at it 1st...

Hopefully can fix it...
Yeesshhh...
If cannot, malu sia...
Where 2 put mai face man...

Hot topic 4 dis wk wuz de marriage issue...
Kaoz.. i haf colleaguez both guys N gals...
Talking bout their planz 2 get married...
Dey even haf their saving plans all drawn out!!!
Wah Kao!!!
De gal(a newbie) is only 21!!!
N plannin 2 get married 2 her BF in a few yrs time...
Den ma werk bradder, same age as me...
Has his savings plan till end of dis decade...

WAAAA!!!
N here i am still spendin' $$$ like nobody's buisness...
Mabbe should start savin' up...
Mabbe not! (heheheee...)

Well dis wk wuz full of different kindz of emotionz...
I was:
Happy, Scared, Relaxed, Overjoyed, Feelin weird...
Dyin', Wonderin', Tinkin', Pleased, Emotionless...
Confuzed, Questionin', N now very Lost...
BBBLLLEEERRRGGHHH....
Cannot tink liao...

Betta get some slp now...
Not gettin proper slp last few dayz...
Wif all de tots in ma head...
How 2 slp sia???

Farewell...

Owwrite...
Dis post goes 2 ma dear bradder...
Who is flyin off 2 Australia tmr...
(Sorry i can't B there...)
Sooo loonngg... sucker!!! (heheehee... juz jokin)

Kai iz da man... (K-man)
1 of ma closest bradder in Poly...(still is...)
Alwayz full of sh!t...(really!)
Nvr failz 2 amaze u wif his weird antics...
hahahaaaa...

Well, at least he has a bright future ahead...
N im still lost in werld...
More confuzed than eva... (y?y?y?)
Oooooh.... Dun like it man...
Mabbe i nid 2 get out of dis place...
Either migrate or go on a holidae...


Oh yah, went back 2 ma old hometown 2dae...
N boy de place have changed!!!
But when i stepped onto ma old town...
I could feel de same scent/wind...
Dat wuz blowin' onto me, 5 yearz ago...
Den started 2 remember de old timez...
Awww... Miss those dayz...

Oh well...
2 Kai...
Study hard N gud luck 4 ya studies!!!
Gonna mizz u dude...
2 Shahid...
.
.
.
GET A LYF!!!

Khairul & Mua

OMG, OMG, OMG...

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
MY OH MY, OH MY...
WOOOOOOOO...
I'm in cloud 9 rite now...
Phuuueeeyyy...

Finally, N i mean finally...
Somethin' gr8 happen'...
N itz about time...
FUUUHHH!!!
hahahaaha...

Cant say any detailz but...
All i can say iz...

Thank You Friendster!!!

WOOOOHOOOO!!!
No lar, i dun haf a GF...yet... (dun worry ladiez...)
;)
Juz wat i nid 2 jumpstart ma lyf...
Kewl...

Back From De Dead...

Welcome me back 2 dis reality...
Been dead 4 like 3-4 dayz...
N now im brought back 2 lyf... (still dyin' thou...)
Haiizzz... Sianzzz...

So wat happened durin' de rez of de wk?
By de end of de wk, i wuz dead...
Werked ma ass out until...
(i nvr tot i would say dis but...)
I M sick of computerz...
Itz like im totally saturated wif PC knowledge...
Hate it now... (But still haf 2 use it...)
MayB i nid a new challenge from de PCs...
Dat may help me gather back ma interest in computerz...

When 2 a friendz Bdae party on Fri nitez...
Stayed at de place till de wee hourz of Sat mornin'...
Dat nite, i realized dat...
Ma Mahjong skillz haf deteriorated... (heheheheee...)
N also i wuz sooo tired until... (juz finish werk mah...)
I dozed off while playin' a game... (hahahaaa...)
So i took forty winkz... (wonder Y dey call it 40 winkz...)
N woke up afresh... (how long wuz i asleep eh???)

2day, when out wif ma Poly bradders...
Itz a last outin' 4 1 of ma bradders...
De plan wuz 2 let him pay 4 everythin'...
Makan, Moviez, Pool, Makan N Coffee...
But in de N...
I N up payin' 4 him... 1st... (crap sh!t)

So wat happened on SAT???
Juz 1 word 4 SAT...
SLEEP...

Oh yah, OSIM tmr...
Haiizz... Sianzz...
N tmr iz also...
YOUTH DAY!!!
Haf Fun Kidz...
Njoy it while it lastz...